Python Hyena Furry Vengeance (2010): Dir: Roger Kumble / Cast: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields, Matt Prokop, Ken Jeong, Angela Kinsey: Pathetic family fare that is about the equivalent to a ton of dog crap. It is the worst film of the year and stars Brendan Fraser who moves his family to a forest area where his boss wants to begin a suburban neighborhood. Wiping out a forest causes animals, headed by a raccoon to retaliate causing Fraser to lose his mind. Director Roger Kumble manages to make a film even worse than his The Sweetest Thing. It use to be that he made films like Cruel Intentions. What a sad decline for a promising directing. Fraser is humbled and fumbled repeatedly by these creatures until he comes to some moral conclusion. Now he should humble and fumble the film for the ass it made of him. Brooke Shields is wasted as his wife who tries to maintain sanity in her household. What she should be doing is reflecting on how she got reduced to this. Matt Prokop plays his son who now likes the move because a girl shows interest in him. Now if a decent screenwriter would show interest then maybe he could move in the right direction. Ken Jeong is too talented to be playing a tyrant boss such as this. The previous year he was in a masterpiece comedy called The Hangover. This is the opposite extreme without a laugh or care. Angela Kinsey is great on The Office but here she is assaulted in a car by skunks aiming the stink barrels. The animal rights theme becomes lost within amateur production. Viewers should receive vengeance upon this film, with a lawn mower blade. Score: 0 / 10

Nick Picture Doctor Doolittle 2 with Eddie Murphy. Now picture the movie without any funny animal dialogue. Now replace all the funny human characters with painfully boring characters. Now amp up the hackneyed, overused plot to be even more cliché. Now walk out of the theater angry and demanding your money back. You've just seen Furry Vengeance. I thought the Egyptian plagues ended with the death of the first born son, so what it the explanation for this garbage? For those of you who think I'm being cruel, let me recap the plot. Some guy wants to tear down a forest, and the animals play pranks on him. That's it. Nothing else. For over an hour. Ugh. Well, as with all things, there is a bright side. Brendan Fraser CAN'T star in a worse film. Once you've hit rock bottom, (and I'm pretty sure this hits the bedrock), there's no place to go but up. The worst is over. At least, until someone tries to make a sequel.. duh duh duuuunnnnn!

Jackson Booth-Millard I heard about this film at the time it was released in cinemas and on DVD, I knew it was filled with animals and I knew the leading actor, and I could tell it was going to be terrible and rated so by critics, from director Roger Kumble (Cruel Intentions, The Sweetest Thing, Just Friends). Basically in the wilderness of Oregon, real estate land developer Dan Sanders (Brendan Fraser) from Chicago has been given the task by his boss Neal Lyman (Ken Jeong), following Riggs (The Hangover's Rob Riggle) quitting, to oversee a project that will turn the forest into a residential development. Dan's son Tyler (Matt Prokop) objects to this job he has, and his wife Tammy (Brooke Shields) is also unhappy and misses life in Chicago, the animals of Rocky Springs meanwhile, led by the raccoon, are making plans to stop their forest from being destroyed by turning the tables on the human they see as the devil. Dan soon finds himself threatened by interruptions in his progress and humiliation from the woodland animals, they cause all sorts of chaotic mayhem for him in his professional and personal life, and no-one will believe his explanations that the animals are doing it. Following many embarrassing and painful incidents initiated by the creatures he finally gets the forest ranger to capture all of them, and he is able to continue business, but he realises there is no truth in the "eco-friendly" plot to cut down all the trees and build houses and a shopping mall. The raccoon and all the others animals, including the brown bear, various birds and the skunk, get together and destroy the festivities of the fair going on, guests and entertainers run away in panic, and the deal by Lyman is broken. In the end Dan realises the error of his ways, and three months later the animals and their families return to Rocky Springs forest, which becomes a nature reserve, and Dan becomes the park ranger who will fine anyone who tries to violate the area or creatures. Also starring Angela Kinsey as Felder, Skyler Samuels as Amber, Toby Huss as Wilson, Samantha Bee as Principal Baker, Ricky Garcia as Frank, Wallace Shawn as Dr. Christian Burr, Jim Norton as Hank and Patrice O'Neal as Gus. Fraser is annoying being made to look stupid, the casting of Shields and Jeong is a bit pointless, it seems just an excuse to see cute animals being wily and sabotaging things, and the special effects to create the slapstick situations and cartoon like moments is a bit wasted, children may find this film funny, but everyone will find this a terrible numbskull comedy. Adequate!

dickyroe I hated it. It is beyond stupid. But then I realised that when I play with my little children they love it when I do really stupid things and put on really stupid voices and pretend to fall over in a really stupid way. They especially like it when the joke about wee wee or pooh pooh and they love animals. On top of this adults have always told children really simplistic stories, normally involving animals, with a more important message wrapped up in it. Aesop Fables spring to mind. Watch it with children, let yourself go and revert to your more simple, childish self and you'll enjoy a valuable experience with them. After all, if they could write what do you think their review of Citizen Kane or Withnail and I would be?