Milf

2010 "They really do know best!"
Milf
3.7| 1h28m| R| en| More Info
Released: 17 October 2010 Released
Producted By: The Asylum
Country: United States of America
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A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.

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kosmasp It's kinda a morality story with quite some nudity and sex in it. It's also a comedy, though it never reaches comedy highs such as American Pie, even though or maybe because it takes one phrase of that movie and runs a complete movie with it. There was another movie recently that had the desperate Housewife/Milf theme in it, which wasn't better or worse than this, but they still try obviously.Some jokes are good, but it's all very predictable and the conclusion or rather resolution is pretty weak too. Gross scenes aside (peep hole) the movie tries to reel you in with a sense of friendship and teen life itself. Quite a few things feel forced and I don't think many will watch or like this very much
That Guy This movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.
Bla After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...
Paul Magne Haakonsen Wow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.