Miss March

2009 "After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97."
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Released: 13 March 2009 Released
Producted By: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Country: United States of America
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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

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keiranh-205-354645 The Whitest Kids U'Know are hilarious in their sketches, but writing and directing a feature film is a whole different project, requiring both a separate approach and a more thoughtful writing technique. The presence of a plot with comedic potential is squandered by five year old humor and childish ideas. There are moments in between the immaturity, but those moments are far and few between. In a 90 minute comedy, there is about 30 minutes of sustained humor, even if it is far from memorable. There are some idiotic ideas, mainly that fire fighters are axe wielding maniacs and that a rapper can produce garbled nonsense nobody seems to enjoy and can be famous off a horrendous name with horse genitalia in it. In conclusion, these two should try another time to make a film, but they should be under the guidance of someone more experienced in film.
Python Hyena Miss March (2009): Dir: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore / Cast: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Hugh Hefner: Raunchy teen comedy about reputation and expectations. When Eugene awakens from a four year coma he discovers that his high school girlfriend is the March centerfold in Playboy. With his brother Tucker's help they begin a standard road trip to win her back. Ends as expected but directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore are very funny as the two leads. Cregger is the victim of the coma whose experiences in a wheelchair accompany uncontrolled bowel moments. Moore means well but is irresponsible particularly when involved in a dangerous relationship. Raquel Alessi plays the innocent girl turned centerfold with an interesting side twist. Molly Stanton steals scenes as Tucker's furious girlfriend. She has epilepsy, which causes her to bite an area of the body where Moore least wanted bitten. When he uses a fork to gain freedom she roars in hot pursuit with her psychotic fireman brother. Hugh Hefner makes a cameo where he brings insight into one's view of women, whether viewers take him seriously or not. Underrated sex comedy regarding our fantasies in viewing women especially since most teenage males have desired such women. Numerous graphic sex jokes featured but like Sex Drive it caters to our hormonal expectations verses real relationships. Score: 7 / 10
M MALIK I liked some American pie series and so far many comedy movies aped that including some sexy scenes and loads of comedy but failed the reason why American pie worked because it was in late 90s and world was not into that kind of films however the soft-core films were around from 70s & some of the greatest are from the 90s i can say it because i am a fan of the genre but this movie miss march got me tricked i saw the unrated version of the film on DVD but it was way awful,longer & have zero chemistry between the characters plus the comedy scenes try too hard to make someone laugh it just doesn't work.The two main lead guys are stupid specially tucker these guys are trying hard to be playboys but fail hard,the only guy i liked was Dot Mpeg who sings some of the funniest songs ever i laughed hard at the music video where he is dancing with women and lyrics of the song are extremely vulgar but hilarious at same time.The Plot:Eugene & Tucker goes to a cross country trip to find a playboy mansion where Eugene;s former love Cindi Whitehall a.k.a miss march is making an appearance.This is the basic story which drags for no reason Eugene was 4 years in come after the prom night accident when he was about to be intimate with Cindy now he is not sure what will happen Cindi is now a big model he also thinks that she maybe a prostitute now,i have seen plenty of worst films but this take the Oscar award,and who can forget those lesbian chicks in the car sex scene,the script was missing the spark & the flavor of the true comic timing.The Cast:everyone is lame here doing overacting specially Trevor Moore trying to ape Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura,but this lady Raquel Alessi is wasted here she got the looks & can also act wonder why she signed this movie up.Overall Miss March 2009 should be missed but if you like to see Raquel Alessi do watch this at your own risk my rating is 3/10.Skipp It
Floated2 OK so I decided to watch this movie because one of my friends told me it was great. I will admit this movie had it's funny moments, but it's basically just relies on sex and toilet humor which is basically what I expected from it when I saw the trailer to this movie, so I can't complain. I guess it's a fun way to blow off sometime as a rental with a couple of friends. This isn't a smart or witty comedy, but what it does offer is some cheap laughs and a fun time, just make sure to set your brain to off.The main complaint I had with this movie is that although it has a lot of nudity, it never shows the goods of Miss March, which was a big disappointment. And also, it calls "Miss March" yet she was barely in the movie. The story is about a guy named Eugene who awakens from a 4 year coma to find out that the love of his life has become a magazine star model, so him and his idiot friend travel to Hollywood in order to win her back. There are some characters that get annoying after a while like Tucker (Eugene's friend), he was just way too annoying and seemed always drunk and high. Besides he was not funny at all. Though I found Craig Robinson's character as Horsed*ck.MPEG to be great, he was funny at times. The female characters were also horrid, Tucker's girlfriend Candace was beyond horrible, bad acting and her character was a real b*tch.Honestly this movie could have been so much better, the writers just missed with their script!