Scary Movie 5

2013 "Evil is coming. Bring protection."
3.5| 1h26m| PG-13| en| More Info
Released: 12 April 2013 Released
Producted By: Dimension Films
Country: United States of America
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Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.

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BA_Harrison Most spoof movies tend to be a bit hit and miss; Scary Movie V is all miss. Its targets are a selection of recent horror movies - Mama, Paranormal Activity, Insidious and The Evil Dead - and, for no discernible reason at all, non-horror hits Inception, Black Swan, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 50 Shades of Grey.Having already suffered through part 1-4, I was expecting part 5 to be bad (Anna Farris went so far as to get pregnant to avoid appearing in this one), but I never imagined it could be this awful! It's 88 minutes of utterly puerile, laugh-free nonsense that feels like it was written by a bunch of teenage boys (and not very smart ones at that). A jaw-droppingly terrible sex scene starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg raiding a marijuana farm, a crap Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike, monkeys throwing poop, a little girl humping someone's leg, a baby on fire, and a wild pool party held by automated pool cleaning machines (yes, you read that correctly!): just a few of the unbelievably dreadful moments in this total wreck of a movie. Rarely has $20million been so poorly spent.1/10, for the lovely Ashley Tisdale, who I'm guessing didn't watch the previous movies before signing on the dotted line, and because 0/10 is still not an option.
adonis98-743-186503 Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. They realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. I loved the previous 4 Scary Movies but this one was just dumb and not even funny to begin with plus spoofing Paranormal Activity? Was probably the worst idea they could have come up with and it's definitely the worst out of the five.
furryfrenzi I don't know why people hate this movie. It may be the worst movie, but I think it's really good. The comedy, the spoofs, the scares and all of that sh*t. If they make another scary movie, I'll just get to watching it. I did miss Anna Faris and Regina Hall in the other ones, though. Whoever directed this movie, keep it up!
lev-nemkin I read some reviews before watching this and I was quite skeptical going into this I didn't like the beginning except for Charlie Sheen he was the only thing funny about it and the ending but the middle did have some decent moments except for the part where Kendra pole danced at the ballet studio kind of looked away when I saw that the rest was pretty alright apart from the ending I never saw Mama but the way they spoofed it was kinda funny,Paranormal Activity spoof was OK,Inception was a pointless and unnecessary spoof but kind of funny I guess,Evil Dead spoof was pretty funny too in the cabin in the woods also Ashley Tisdale wasn't bad in this either actually quite liked her acting she was pretty believable i liked how they spoofed Black Swan with her only I didn't really think spoofing that was necessary either plus the Rise of The Planet of The Apes spoof was pretty funny too I didn't like that Caesar was narrating the whole movie though that was kind of stupid but I liked the scene where he was shoved into the back of a van with his ape friend and told him that Dan played by Simon Rex he was Jody's husband who was of course played by Ashley Tisdale that they had a mad demon in their house then the other ape misunderstood thinking he said Matt Damon was in their house and that he loved Jason Bourne lol that was hilarious all in all quite a decent movie except for the beginning and ending I give it a 5/10 I won't recommend it though let people decide for themselves if they want to watch it or not.