The Stöned Age

1994
6.2| 1h30m| R| en| More Info
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Determined to avoid another night of driving aimlessly around Torrance in the Blue Torpedo, Joe and Hubbs set out on a quest for fine chicks. Their paths soon cross with Tack, from whom they learn about a pair of foreign radical chicks hanging out near the Frankie Avalon place. Over Joe's objections, Hubbs worms Tack out of the deal, and the pair take a slow ride toward their destiny.

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UPhiLL "The Stoned Age" is One of the best "ComingUP!" teen MUSIC MOVIES we've watched! Guaranteed 2 "Crank UP the Party!" So get your best "Skank" buds 2Gether, grab your leather jacket, long "manly mane", tie your long sleeve shirt around your waste and get ready2 PARTY!... and yep, the MUSIC is "sUPer SICK!", the babes are "sUPer Skanky!"... and "sUPer HOT!"... and this movie is "sUPer Cool!"... DUDE!! If YOU like MUSIC MOVIES like we do... Add "The Stoned Age" 2 the collection 2 "Keep the Party UP All Night!" ... Oh... and there's lotsa headlights flashing YOU 2 get your stash... sometimes the cops & sometimes not!Shhhh don't tell anybody though... someone may just try 2 "CoverItUP!" and movies this bodaciously awesome were meant 2 let it all hang out... UPhiLL Radio "Rock It UP!" Review ... "ROCK IT UP!" rating is 8 out of 12 !!!!!!!! Cuz TEN... well, let's just say that's NOT quite BIG enough 2 take ALL this movie has 2 offer YOU in ... cuz YOU know YOU like it BIG! and this one's got BIG MUSIC!! Like this "Rock It UP!" Review? Want MORE? Get MORE! HERE UPhiLL Radio "Where YOU Rock It UP!" Look us UP on ReverbNation, Twitter and MORE! Just look for the "Official" UP logo 2 connect!UPhiLL Radio plays "the best of the best emerging music, videos & MORE!"
maggie-tarnawa To be fair, I can't really remember the finer points of D&C (no, not for the reason you think), but I liked The Stoned Age quite a bit better. The main characters are hilarious and grow on you over time, the pacing is just right (enough crazy stuff happens to keep things interesting without there being an explosion every two minutes) and the ambiance sets the perfect tone (music, clothes and set are spot on).The story centers around Joe and Hubbs, two long-haired metal heads who, above all else, want to get drunk, stoned and laid. Their search for rad chicks eventually leads them to the home of Lanie and Jill (actually, Jill's dad's house) and then things get even more awesome from there.Although they are kind of Troglodytic misogynists of sorts (Hubbs more than Joe), they're extremely cute and lovable troglodytic misogynists. Or maybe that's just me. I can't seem to get enough of 70s stoners looking for adventures. Renee Allman is great as the smoking hot Lanie. Usually the "bad" chicks in these movies are completely unbearable to watch, but Lanie is absolutely someone I would want to hang out with. Jill, the demure brunette in their friendship, is probably the weakest of the four main characters, but actress China Kanter (daughter of Jefferson Airplane members Jeff Kanter and Grace Slick) does a fine job with what she has.Joe and Hubbs do have a kind of Beavis and Butthead dynamic to them, which of course only adds to their appeal. After getting KO'ed by a stage light at a Blue Oyster Cult concert a few weeks prior, Joe has been having strange visions and experiencing the nagging feeling that there might be something more to life than drinking, smoking pot and banging chicks. The hellacious adventures he has during the course of "The Stoned Age" seem to prove him right.Maybe I just wanted to like this movie. I've wanted to see it since I was about ten years old (I'm 27 now) and it first hit the stands at my local Hollywood Video (which no longer exists, of course). Wandering through the aisles in search of something my parents would let me watch, I invariably came across movies that were clearly not appropriate for the under 12 set, yet still fascinated and confounded me with their provocative artwork and intriguing synopses. The Stoned Age, with Joe, Hubbs and Lanie mooning on the hood of the Blue Torpedo, backed by a beautiful tie-dye sunset, looked exciting and forbidden to me. Who were these cool teens, and what did they do all day? Why did the guys have such long hair, and how could I make myself look exactly like that girl? Ah, such are the strange thoughts of an awkward ten year old in the mid-nineties. Though I never got to see The Stoned Age while it was at Hollywood Video, I did catch it on Netflix a couple weeks ago, and felt that warm fuzzy sensation you get when your childhood dreams come true. Ah, the power of cinema. Radical.
Rabensblut I remember the times when VTV a local Slovak television put this film 1 time a week and all the times I watched it. Man I saw it 100 times and it was always worth it. We even made a fanclub for this film and our younger friends are coming to watch it and everybody loves it. In our country it is called --Rockmania-- and the name is accurate. It is about chicks, alcooohoooooool, and rock. Blue Oyster is an amazing band and after the film U can see them selling T-shirts. What makes this film so good are the personalities, dialogues and music. There are so many good jokes that we are used to talk them over and over.---Hele, Tekmajstr prizdisrac, plivni na nej.--- (In original probably something like - Look, Tack-master, shitface(in czech ---prizdisrac--- something like the one who shits beside a wall), spit on him) ---This one is for those who speak Czech because here U can find only the Czech copy and I am probably the only one who found and bought an original VHS of it so now I am a local rock god.
RDenial This movie is to the 70s what American Graffiti or Hollywood Knights is to the early 60s. It's absurd to listen to someone born in 1985 put this movie down as not being accurate as "Dazed and Confused". I graduated in the 70s and this movie captures the era better than any that I have seen.