Java_Joe Kevin Smith was good filmmaker. He made Clerks on a shoestring budget. He made the wickedly funny Dogma. And he made the surreal Tusk. But somewhere along the lines he seems to have forgotten certain things. While Sophia Coppola wrote a love letter to Japan in "Lost in Translation", Kevin Smith seems to have scrawled something on a bar napkin for Canada in "Yoga Hosers". It's frankly a wonder why specifically this movie was made.The story itself, is unremarkable. Two girls, played by the daughters of Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith play the two Colleens who wind up in the middle of some really strange stuff dealing with Nazi sausages. Yes that's right, Bratzis. The girls are cute but they're not great actresses. You really need more if you plan on building a career for these two. But that's not the problem. The problem is why specifically is this set in Canada? Put it in the United States and the story would barely change. The only difference is there wouldn't be all those lame Canadian "jokes" that people say when trying to be clever.Yes. We get it. Canadians have an accent. They say "sorry" differently. They say "zed" instead of "zee". And nobody, especially in Manitoba, says "aboot". Maybe that's an East coast thing but I've spent time in Canada and never heard anybody say it that yes. Sure, it's different than how we say it in the United States but it's not "aboot".But literally that's the joke. Canadians talk funny. Ha ha ha. Get it? If not it's okay, it'll only be hammered home with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. If you make the mistake of trying to take a shot every time somebody says "sorry" or "aboot" you'll be passed out in the first 10 minutes.I'll admit it had some decent moments but overall, it was just terrible. I'm really not looking forward to "Moose Jaws" because I honestly think it's just going to be more of the same.

duannewalton Watched it today. Harley and Lily were charming and did good. I wouldn't mind seeing them in other projects, ones that didn't involve their Dads. It was more odd than funny (or scary). But I didn't hate it.·

siderite It started with a great song, has some charming girls as the protagonists and a ton of celebrity actors that came in to bring their support. Some of the jokes are hilarious and the setup was awesome.Imagine this movie starring the Depp and Smith daughters, with their families in tow: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Jack Depp, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, with support from the likes of Haley Joel Osment, Justin Long, Austin Butler. Stan Lee is in this movie! And it's a Canadian parody with Yoga hosers chicks fighting devil worshipers and Nazis "the Yoga way". Wow!And now jump to the film itself which, with this much going for it, barely scratched the average. After the first 30 minutes I was thinking up funny ways of congratulating Kevin Smith for this funny and imaginative movie. After that, though, it all went downhill.I guess the biggest quarrel with the thing is its inconsistency, jumping from great fun to silly and to plain bad and back again in a matter of seconds. Kevin, I love you, but you need to think your scripts through, man!

Thamer Al-Hosaynaan see... if you looking to my profile in twitter you will notice I'm considered one of the most biggest movies reviewer in KSA,the problem is that also i'm knowing as hard minded in giving rates to movies people always say to me like 'what i want' in movies and why hardly i give big ratings, there is many things should be in a movie so it make it PERFECT like (( Yoga Hosers )) i will tell you dear reader what those:- 1- acting natural and not being scared at all - Lilly Rose and her friend in movie let you feel that they are not acting at all, the way you see them laugh and stuff you will naturally feel it as they not acting even they post in movie their first takes, also you will feel that they was having fun making this movie, this is important to make the movie even more success! 2- start strong, stay strong & end strong - this movie Literally will not make you get bored all the way till the end, even boring conversations will make you laugh ! 3- more stuff to see - i watch this movie twice, in the second time i discovered stuff that i didn't notice in the first watch... and i don't mind at all watching this movie third forth and fifth time etc...i don't know how to thank team yoga hosers, making something that I really REALLY liked !