kainsbishop A couple of my friends made me watch this to torture me over making them watch Stink of the Flesh.This movie made Stink of the Flesh seem like one of the top ten horror movies in existence.I had to fast forward through much of this, and after I removed it from my DVD player, I promptly broke the disk in two, and made them march it out of my house.It is that bad. IMDb is making me write more, so here goes;SAVE YOURSELF, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is. And I sat through the Dark Backward, so I know I can sit through an awful movie.

corebeast I notice that not a single person involved in this project is named Cohen. Can we talk to the REAL Coen brothers about suing these freaks? If this was on MST3K, Tom Servo would commit robocide and kill everyone on the Satellite of Love. It's that much of an abortion. An open letter to the "Cohen" brothers: You guys need to stop. Please. What you do isn't camp, isn't ironic and sure as hell isn't a f**king movie. It looks like my disabled cousin hacked a bunch of home videos together. Do you people know what ADR is? How about color correction? Make-up? You come across as a bunch of bored California idiots whose mother bought them a camera. Stop smoking pot, read a book about film making (even one will help!), and don't quit your day jobs. PLEASE! This movie was physically painful to watch. (I own Flight of the living dead and I'm telling you this!) I bought this in a $ store for 2 bucks BTW, and I want those 60 minutes of my life back.Find something else to do with your life. You suck at this. You're making all other independent filmmakers look like idiots.P.S. Your fat friend in black-face isn't funny. He's the drunk idiot at the Frat party who thinks his bad accents are hilarious. They aren't.

elbrooko39 DO NOT RENT THIS DVD.Under no circumstances.It's like a drunk with a 53 IQ and a cheap video camera had a slow afternoon and decided to make a movie.There's no way anyone involved with this production will ever appear in another role.The worst thing about this is that everything I have written so far can't even come close to how bad this is.IMDb really needs to give us negative numbers as an option for movies this bad- or the chance to toilet paper the trailer of the producer and director.

EllenRipley112 First of all, I need to enter my personal disclaimer--I only watched this movie because I am on a quest to watch every zombie movie possible, good or bad. And believe me, this was bad. Not because it's "not intended for the politically correct"--I can deal with that. It's because my definition of humor extends past the bathroom, whereas this movie's humor almost literally STARTS there. Too much time is wasted on unfunny dialogue, and there's not even enough scene cuts to make it interesting. The "offensive" humor would have worked if it was remotely funny. Most of it involved various bodily functions and watching them in action. Someone said this was supposed to be "Girls Gone Wild" with zombies. On the one hand, the zombies don't show up until well after an hour of the aforementioned dialogues, and on the other, guys looking to spot some female nudity of any kind are in for a serious disappointment. As a "zombie purist", I got a big problem with gorgeous women who are normal by day, and turn into zombies (that can carry on dialogue) at night--and then they stay zombies for the rest of the film. Speaking of film, where did these people learn how to do it? I was puzzled as the outdoor scenes went from morning to dusk in less than 5 minutes, then broad daylight, then nighttime, then morning again. And the ending is one of the cheapest cop-outs I have EVER seen in ANY film, although it did provide a few genuine laughs. And don't let the "cover art" fool you--the hottie and the sword never meet. All in all, there's not a shred of truth in any advertising of this movie. Avoid at all costs, unless you like wasting time and money.