porovaara My quest for finding the worst film someone could possibly make and then have the gall to subject others to is done. Because my friends, "ALIEN Armageddon" easily destroys all challengers to this magnificent throne, almost in the garish opening credits alone!You, you are sitting there thinking this can't be worse than that time uncle Berny tried to make a film in the old woodshed before they tore it down. You, you are thinking that there is always a bright spot, a silver lining to help you escape the refuse, but alas there is none."ALIEN Armageddon" comes at you with gusto, unaware of how tawdry and trite the effects are. This movie takes itself completely seriously, as do all the actors (bless their souls) and presents you with a terrible main plot line and just throws things at it. Within some of the scenes it is possible to wonder, "was this shot even for this movie in the first place?" The cuts between the "scenic" desert and prison (hgfasghhj) are just... there are no words. I... I can't even continue.They not only made this movie. But felt confident enough to subject others to it. I don't understand this world anymore.

Beau_Jangle When you ask casual movie fans what their favorite movie is, you might get an answer like this: "Uh..I dunno...Jurassic Park 2 was cooler than the first... but Gladiator had people getting their heads cut off... and Scary Movie rocked, man... that movie is so funny." So what the hell do they mean? Well, beats me. Not too long ago, we were having a "philosophical" conversation about movies, when the subject came to Sci Fi. We were arguing which one was the best. One of my friends said, "Well, I gotta admit, the first Star Wars is a classic, but the prequel has its moments." I swear a tear came to my eye. I never thought I'd have this kind of conversation with one of my friends.My point here is that Alien Armageddon is a classic even to people who don't know Casablanca from Scooby Doo. It has everything you could possibly want: action, romance, cool creatures, quotable dialogue, a great score and many memorable moments. (Seriously, though, I don't mind aliens.) All this in a non-violent, non-racy, perfect-for-your-wee-ones package.There's a lot of awesomeness to this movie, and I would pass the limit of 1000 word before I could explain it all. The fact of the matter is, there's a lot of greatness to this movie. There's probably more greatness to this movie than there is to your LIFE. (Don't feel bad...) I used to be a fanatic. I used to know everything there was to know about Sci Fi. And you will notice that I didn't start my review by saying I was blah blah blah in 1977 when Star Wars came out. The acting here is not what's important. It's about on the same level as old adventure films of the 30's and 40's except for a few notable exceptions (McEwan, Scribner and a few supporting actors). What makes this movie exceptional is the whole spectacle that unfolds. This is never boring, rarely violent and always a treat to watch. All the creatures, all the characters, all the action scenes, all of this movie is basically perfect. People criticize it as being a groundbreaking movie, as being just stupid mindless action. Well, you guys are right. But that's what this movie was set out to be, that's what it is and that's why I like it.If you haven't already seen this... Well ,you probably haven't seen much anyway, so rent this. If you have seen this, watch it again. I think I will. 10/10

Manny Panning So terrible...so awful....worse than "Gigli", an unbelievable mess, exacerbated by kindergarten level special effects, and the aliens are from some ET special ed. class."Look behind you".......thump with a 2X4......And why in the name of any God does some bimbo offer the alien a can of Spam? If this had devolved at some point into early 80's bestiality porn, it would give it some redeeming artistic value. This is the kind of stuff Hollywood people go into porn for, out of pure shame.My brain actually tried to vomit.I will now submit myself to the discipline of a monastary somewhere in Tibet, one of the ones involving silence and marathon vomiting.Then I will watch the second 10 minutes.Yes, that's right, this is based in 10 minutes.Think about that.10 MINUTES.It was like finding pubic hair in your soup, after the first spoonful. You just stop.As you love your eternal soul, avoid this mess.

troy-cartwright Anyone who says this C rated movie is any good is promoting this movie. Very low budget and digital effects. Poor plot, script. I think I made this movie up in my head when I was 8 but it was better then. Not as smart as a Woody Allen movie but definitely as bad don't waste your money it will probably be on one of those crappy movie t.v. stations in a month.Well it says I have to write ten lines to submit a review so I could have written the script for this movie on here. I want my four dollars back for this movie.Seen this movie in many different versions of the same plot.Anti-climatic: don't know where this movie peaks.