erazayer This god-damn film. Up there with some of the dumbest films I've ever seen but I actually loved it. For a film that's supposed to be ridiculous I laughed with it just as much as at. I love that the main character is gay and the film isn't about that "discovering yourself" bs. Really refreshing to see as an LGBT person. Odd to see such good representation in such a mostly non serious, oversexualized B movie. If they wanted to make me hate the villain they did a great job,all admitted the transition to the story came a bit out of nowhere during the film,but it makes the motives for the protagonists revenge plot and fuels hate for the villain so much more. Its enjoyable to watch a scumbag get taken down. The humour all be it ridiculous was quite good,I laughed considerably during this film,mostly unintentionally at the special effects but also the writing was stupid and funny keeping in that dumb highschool genre all the while adding a new layer of self awareness to it. The cliffhanger at the end of the movie is killing me,please just go into production on the sequel because damn do I want to see it. Gotta be a cult classic,if not for everyone definitely for me.

hjames-97822 I won't waste time here. The only thing missing is an appearance from the ghost of Vincent Price. This is a remake of a 2001 film the producers sent straight to video because they couldn't get it distributed. Better to have left it mummified.Film school 101 effects. Awful dialog. All of the girls (especially) are way, way, way too old to be portraying high school cheerleaders. In short, it's dreadful.It almost seems they stopped by the nearest Hooters style restaurant, loaded up a van of the servers and decided to make a movie. Save yourselves from this.

chow913 Cheerleaders, zombies, and vampires? Could be fun. But it's NOT!!!Why does this film have such a high rating on IMDb? Because once again the studio has trolled this site with fake reviews and IMDb doesn't stop them! I just finished watching a critical analysis of 'Who's That Girl' and we did find a few funny gags to its credit. 'All Cheerleaders Die' has NO redeeming credits at all!!! That's how bad this film is. I enjoyed more or rather hated less 'Who's That Girl' than this film.The plot: I watched this film twice just to make sure I can honestly say this film has NO plot what so ever! That's how bad it is! Even after a second viewing I still cannot name a single character in this film! Alright, here's what happens: It opens with a bio video about a snobby slutty dumb Mulatto cheerleader. It never explains whom she's speaking to or why she's breaking the 4th wall she just talk to the camera. No, the school newspaper isn't doing a story on her she's just talking to the camera for no reason for the first five minutes of the film until she dies by breaking her neck. This character's life nor death serves no purpose to the rest of the film it's just the opening five minutes, this is one of these films where things just happen for no reason! Next a goth girl is dumped by her friend? Since it's NEVER explained who any of these characters are I presume they're friends?While out drinking in the woods they get into a verbal and then physical fight with the football team. Isn't the point of slutty cheerleaders and dumb jocks getting drunk in the woods to have sex? Not beat each other up? Anyway a car chase ensues and the cheerleaders are all drowned. The goth girl just happens along and is able to drag five 100 pound bodies back into the woods where she performs a Wicken spell which brings them back to life.The girls return to the goth girl's house where one of the characters is upset because her soul is in her sister's body. Again, since it's NEVER explained whom any of these characters are we don't know whom her sister is nor do we care. Although we do wonder, if there was a soul body mix up, wouldn't there be a second sister also upset about being in her sister's body? Well there isn't.The girls are apparently now cold fleshed zombies. Although if they have their souls back why are they zombies? Aren't zombies living bodies without souls? Whatever, let's just wrap this up, we're already 75% into the movie! No kidding! It takes over an hour just to get to the narrative hook. But this isn't 'Ben-Hur' it's still only 90 minutes. See? There is a God.The girls first eat a neighbor alive and then go back to school to kill some boys. Are these the same boys who caused the fatal car accident? We don't know! It's NEVER explained who any of these characters are!The token black quarterback shows back up. Yes, him we remember. He's the only black guy in this movie. He caused the accident. They kill him. The end. I didn't leave out a single detail. That's it! There is not a single interesting element in this whole film! There is nothing sexy, scary, or exciting. It isn't even entertaining on a base level like 'Sharknadeo.' If this and 'Who's That Girl?' are the only two films on TV, gauge your eyes out! No, seriously watch 'Who's That Girl?' This is just how bad 'All Cheerleaders Die' is!

kdunlap24 Definitely not the suck fest I was expecting. I Liked the characters I was supposed to and disliked the ones I was supposed to. Plenty of plot holes and the dialog was "odd" at times, but I laughed more at the jokes and less at the movie.The pleasant surprise was there was not a ton of nudity and even more surprising was the lack of cussing. There was of course both, but 5% of what I expected. Someone tell Seth Rogan is can be done!I believe there is going to be at least one sequel and I will definitely be renting it as well.Spoiler Not crazy about the ending.Having it a tad happier would have been better.