Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead

2007 "Ready For Battle"
Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead
4.3| 1h18m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 25 December 2007 Released
Producted By: GP Museum Soft
Country: Japan
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A psycho scientist sent in to inoculate the luscious young student bodies against a new virus makes a little error in judgment, resulting in a not-so-little flesh-eating zombie problem. Now, with most of the school and all of the teachers running amuck, eating each other, having rabid sex and juggling, it's up to Aki and her new found allies on the Girls Swim Team to take care of business.

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ebiros2 This is a low budget movie done well. A vaccination turns all girls school students and teachers into zombies, but only the swim team is unaffected. The reason turns out to be surprisingly simple.Aki (Sasa Handa) is a transfer student into an all girls high school. She meets Sayaka who recruits her into the swimming team. Sayaka has rather persuasive method, so she joins the swim team. She soon finds out that the everyone is turning into zombies but for some reason only the swim team is unaffected. They form rebel force of their own to combat the zombies.There are gratuitous lesbian scenes and nude scenes all over this movie. It's hard to judge if this movie was made to show the naked bodies or tell the story. Maybe it's useless to try and figure out which is which, but one thing this movie doesn't fail is to entertain. The girls are beautiful, and the comedy is superb. There are bit of a gore also, but you can easily tell that it's fake.IMO this is the best movie Sasa Handa has starred in. It's a unique mixture of sex, gore, and high school girls in a story unlike any other I've seen.This is an uniquely entertaining movie coming from Japan, and is highly recommended.
Scarecrow-88 Aki is a new student at the school where this movie takes place. She meets another student who has similar body marks as she does(a bruise above the breast, a mole behind the ear)and the two become fast friends. There's supposedly a virus outbreak and the students(and faculty)are being injected with what they were told to be a vaccination, which turns out to be anything but. Essentially, ATTACK GIRLS' TEAM VS. THE UNDEAD is a "rabid virus let loose inside a school" flick where those infected go berserk attacking the ones who haven't been subjected to the effects this plague entails. The usual hacked off limbs, blood spray, and butchery occur as the viral humans go on a killing spree. Toes are cut away with scissors, rulers(a math teacher goes to town on his class)chop off body parts, a skull is stabbed into with the brain removed, a chainsaw burrowing through a student, etc.For some reason the swim team isn't infected and it might have something to do with the pool. We learn that not only does Aki have an aversion towards water(and the reasons why are elaborated on), she was trained as an assassin by a mad scientist known for his skills at creating viruses and human modification experiments..the movie that keeps on giving! While as a horror movie(or zombie action comedy, if you prefer)I wasn't exactly blown away, as a piece of erotica, it worked exceptionally well because ATTACK GIRLS' TEAM VS. THE UNDEAD's lead, Sasa Handa, is a Japanese bombshell. There's a shower scene that had my heart beating a mile a minute, and this incredible masturbation sequence where she can not contain her orgasmic reaction towards flute music is just dandy. But it's Handa's lesbian scene with Yuria Hidaka, and the little moments which lead up to it, that really sent yours truly into harmonious bliss. There's also included a passionate sex scene where Aki calls for the mad scientist to pop her cherry after the flute music has her wrapped in a frenzy. Either naked or in a "speeda" swim suit, Handa is a masturbatory maiden worthy of my drooling gaze. This movie is certainly what I'd call "titillation material". The violence(the gore)is rather disappointing, cheap, with the director forced into pulling away when a blade is slicing flesh or a cinder block bashes which bashes a face in. Director Kôji Kawano tries to make up for the film's shortcomings with camera angles shooting up school girls' dresses, peeping upward at white panties.
dbborroughs Shot on video film about a girls swim team that is forced to battle flesh eating zombies when a new "popular" virus that is spread by people who don't wash their hands begins running rampant in the school.This is nothing but zombies and cute Japanese girls in and out of swimsuits. There is a great deal of blood, violence and gratuitous nudity and very little in the way of plot. I dare you to try to come up with anything to say about it other than it is exactly what it is, there is no attempt to be deep and meaningful just chicks and chomps. I think I've found one of the few films that defies criticism except if you're offended by this sort of thing. I don't know if its good or if its bad, but it as niche as you can go.
ElijahCSkuggs Lately I've been watching some movies with some great titles: The Boy Who Cried Bitch, Chafed Elbows and Human Snot Tissue. But they may have all been bested by the one I saw last night. The Girl Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers. A mouthful, but also a great damn name for a movie. Too bad that the name and some nudity is the only thing going for it.The story revolves around a virus of sorts that is turning all the non-swimmers at the school into zombies. Some talkative, some not. Actually, the teachers talk and the students don't, when they're zombified. Anywho, throw in a mysterious new girl and a back-story with her and some mad doctor and you have the flick.The story doesn't sound that bad right? Well, the story isn't the bad part, it's pretty creative. But damn, like Chaos's review asks, how on Earth can they screw this type of movie up? I was expecting at least something on the level of Wild Zero/Meatball Machine type production values. But it's really just a completely amateurish flick. And surprisingly what hurt it most was the gore. It just sucked. Like the films I just mentioned, those flicks were weird/silly flicks but the gore looked good and you were amped to see more. But with this, I really didn't even want to watch any more scenes of gore. Because it looked that weak. I think they showed the same, awful-looking severed arm on three separate occasions. The writing and gore were just too damn amateurish to be given a pass.Though, the flick wasn't all bad, it had some nice nudity by the lead actress. She was very, very good looking and looked fantastic in even a one piece swimsuit. And her boobs, which I'd assume are fake (rare for Japanese girls) were really great looking. And the lesbo scene between her another swimmer was definitely attention worthy. Ahhhhtennnnhut!!Overall this flick was really a let-down. With a great title, some great shots of hot Asian chicks swimming it up, some lovely Japanese breasts and butt and a more than capable story, the film definitely had potential. But with such a strong amateurish feel, some bad writing (far too much melodrama) and completely unimpressive gore effects the movie relies solely on scenes of nudity. Which isn't good if you're watching a flick called The Girl REBEL FORCE of Competitive Swimmers. Look instead for Machine Girl or the highly anticipated Tokyo Gore Police for some whacked out Asian craziness.