Avalanche Sharks

2014 "Beware Of Frost Bites"
Avalanche Sharks
2.3| 1h22m| en| More Info
Released: 01 January 2014 Released
Producted By: Odyssey Media
Country: United States of America
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A snow avalanche awakens humungous, prehistoric sharks that proceed to chomp on bikini clad co-eds.

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Michael Ledo An explosion produces an avalanche which cause the legendary Stook-um snow sharks to come back and protect the mountain. With Spring Break officially in progress, the authorities don't want to make waves about missing kids. As the body count mounts, more kids go hunting Stook-um.This is a Canadian film shot in California. The acting and dialogue were fairly lame, except for maybe the old guy. The shark is CG. We do get to see half bodies and blood.While there are girls in bikinis in a hot tub, there is no bikini contest as claimed by the DVD description.Parental Guide: No f-bombs, sex or nudity. Just some Canadian attempt at cheese.
Bridie Ibn El-Abu Kushner (cyx-39419) At least this one had a couple of attractive women and didn't hate the human body Disney taliban style. With that said, they never showed us the boobs and the whole idea was daft.
Vlad Comely I mean one always wonders who these people are who watch infomercials for 30 minutes at a time. Well, here is our answer. It is more fun and interesting to watch an infomercial compared to this.I do give three stars for the hardbods and the chick who promises sex to the ski-doo race winner, but what a tease this movie is. Give me a break. Show us what we want to see!So a tease, no real action, the story is clichéd and a corrupt copper... OK whatever
wildhunt1-585-849528 I've seen a lot of bad shark movies, but this one was only partially likable. The main premise that made me watch it was the bikini contest they talk about, but there's no bikini contest. Yes, there are a few girls in skimpy clothes, and while they were hot, them walking around didn't exactly fit the idea of a bikini contest. So I give it a bad score for really false advertising--though the rest of the movie was pretty much what I expected, so there is that.Plot: 6/10 People at a ski resort are attacked by the spirits of sharks that were summoned hundreds of years ago. That would have been a better description than talking about a bikini contest that never happened.Character Development: 4/10 Can't really say much on this because there was very little character development. I mean, less than there usually is in these kinds of movies, and I've seen quite a few movies like this one. Half the cast looked alike so it was hard to keep track of who was who.Direction: 6/10 The way the story was told wasn't completely horrible, after all we did get to see people eaten by sharks while skiing and snowboarding. It was also good that they did figure out a way to get beautiful girls to strip down to their bikinis. Kudos for that. I just wish there had been an actual contest.Casting: 7/10 The cast were all beautiful and handsome, just too bad you couldn't really tell one blonde from another. There was one girl introduced at the start of the movie and I didn't realize that they actually kept showing her until right before her character died.Acting: 6/10 Not bad but not great, either. Typical for this movie.Cinematography: 9/10 Beautiful scenery, great shots of the girls, and even the special effects weren't bad. Can't really go wrong with this movie visually.Music: 9/10 Music was pretty good, especially the end song.Pacing: 7/10 First thirty minutes of this movie felt like an hour to me. Rest finished up okay, though.Sets and Costumes: 8/10 Girls, bikinis, ski resort--what else is there to say?Re-Watchability: 5/10 Probably not going to watch this one again, but I might. Depends on if I decide to give it another try or not.Final Score: 67/1006.7/10C-