Seymour Asses I'd heard about this movie, but never had any intention of watching it. Then one day, I'm at the video store, browsing through the no art DVDs, and there it is, shining with it's $1.49 price tag, screaming "I suck, buy me!" I figure "What the hell." I'm a huge wrestling fan, it can't be that bad right? So I get home, put the disc in and lay down to watch the movie. Less than three minutes later I realize there's no way in hell I can watch this thing alone, this coming from a man who has sat through practically every blaxploitation film ever made.Somehow I managed to convince my friends that we should spend our Saturday night watching a poorly made, straight to video movie about backyard wrestling, instead of going out and having fun like normal people. It was a decision we would all come to regret.This movie is bad. And I mean BAD. Backyard Dogs is so awful I had to consult a thesaurus in order to properly describe it. This movie is abominable, atrocious, fallacious, sinful, and horrendous. I don't know how anyone involved in this "film" can live with themselves. They deserve to be shunned by society, and live out the rest of their lives in shame. I've seen better movies at work on safety training.Backyard Dogs is so bad I think it might just qualify as obscenity.Rating: 0 out of 100 Billion

villiards Very few movies can actually make a person question their own intelligence after viewing. "Backyard Dogs" (for me, at least) managed to do just that. "Backyard Dogs" is the story of three friends (Lee, Cole, and Kristy) who enter the world of backyard wrestling. For those who are unfamiliar with backyard wrestling, it is generally an amateur form of professional wrestling that one sees on television. It is often carried out by younger people (often times kids) with little or no training whatsoever, and the matches are held in a variety of unprofessional locations, including people's backyards (hence the name). The movie wildly exaggerates the world of backyard wrestling as being populated by superstars, as drawing large numbers of fans and lots of money to the events. It also declares that backyard wrestling is actually "real," as opposed to being staged like the normal professional wrestling matches you see on t.v. With this in mind, Cole and Lee set out to become backyard wrestlers themselves so they can rake in the dough. With the help of a friend, they recruit Kristy to help manage the team behind the scenes. Together, the three make their way through the ranks of the west coast's backyard wrestling federations, until they catch the eye of a promoter named Z.Z. Nash who sees something in the team (though its never really made clear what) and a Japanese wrestling company called FMW. The two are then booked into some major wrestling events. This leads to Lee and Cole being placed into more high-profile matches and eventually the dramatic conclusion of the movie, which includes one last match that it seems will solidify the two men's careers.There is so much wrong with this movie that I scarcely know where to begin, but I'll start with the acting, which is horrible. None of the people in this film are even remotely convincing in their roles as they bumble along with their lives. Particularly annoying is the character of Kristy (played by Bree Turner). She is supposed to be smart, computer savvy, and good at promotions, yet she often comes across as nothing more than an annoying cheerleader with really bad ideas. An excellent example of this involves her inspiration for naming the team of Cole and Lee the "Backyard Dogs." She steps in a pile of dog droppings, and hence the name "Backyard Dogs" is born. Some of her other ideas are so insanely bad, that the audience may even question if she's trying to help Cole and Lee achieve stardom or make them look like two of the biggest goofs on Earth. Turner's entire performance seems wooden and forced, and makes me wonder how she ever got roles in later films.None of the other actors are much better. Scott Hamm, who plays the part of "Cole," sometimes sounds as though he's reading his lines directly from a cue card, and Walter Emanuel Jones, who plays "Lee," gives a performance that seems almost as forced as Bree Turner's.To be fair to the actors, they aren't given much to work with. The movie's story is as ridiculous as it sounds and riddled with plot holes. The dialog is horrible, and full of clichés and goofy lines that make no sense. There's also hardly any character development. Kristy got in trouble with an internet site she was running, and a romance blooms from out of nowhere between her and Cole, but that's about it. The two-dimensional characters go about their business, and the audience is simply along for the ride, but with little reason to care. And then there's the "wrestling" action. While all of the action isn't supposed to look like what you see on television (remember, this is being done by amateurs, and its supposed to be "real"), what it does look like is complete garbage. There is nothing convincing about the fights, which often involve no "wrestling" and just a bunch of thugs in costumes pretending to hit each other with chairs, clubs, bricks, and anything else you can think of. The action is so bad, that its impossible to imagine that anybody in their right mind would want to see fights like this, let alone pay money to do so as the movie suggests is happening.There have been a number of movies about professional wrestling made in the past, but none have required the audience to suspend their disbelief as much or as long as this one does. Non-wrestling fans will either laugh themselves silly at this predictable and ridiculous story, or go back to the video store to demand their money back. Actual fans of professional wrestling (at least those above the age of 16) will most likely be equally as disappointed, if not more so. I include myself in this latter group. I have been a fan of professional wrestling since I was in third grade, and I continue to watch it more-or-less faithfully to this day (as of writing this, I am currently 31). I enjoy many different styles of pro-wrestling, including lucha libre, the standard American style such as WWE promotes, and (my favorite) hardcore/extreme wrestling. With that in mind, I tell you that this movie disappointed me on so many levels, not only because of how bad it turned out to be as a whole, but because of how it portrays wrestling and its fans. Overall, this movie is a disaster, and (while not as bad as such monstrosities like "Manos: Hand of Fate" and "Battlefield Earth") clearly deserves its spot on this site's Worst 100 Movies list.

tkecanuck341 I would give this movie a 1 every day of the week, but I believe that Manos, the Hands of Fate deserves to be undisputed as #1 on the worst movie ever list. Therefore, I gave it a 2, only because its not as bad as Manos. Don't get me wrong, this movie is absolutely terrible, but I would not wish Manos on my worst enemy.

Morgan-FilmLover So many things in this movie make me wince, I don't know where to start. The premise is that a couple of young guys form a tag team, and travel through California on the secret circuit of Backyard Wrestling shows! (all of California looks strikingly like the San Bernardino area). First off, the fighting in this movie is not good. The film is never quite clear on if Backyard Wrestling is real or not... the characters talk to their manager like it's fake, but if it is, then there is no drama or struggle in the whole movie. The wrestling scenes are laughable, bordering on pathetic. The first time we see the hero fight, he CLEARLY MISSES with a kick, shown in extreme slo motion with hard hitting sound effects. It gets worse from there. The quest to win Backyard Matches only gets more and more unintentionally comedic as the heroes fall in with shady businessmen and evil wrestlers. To make matters worse the heroes make a bet over which will have sex with their manager ****SPOILER ALERT***** One of the falls in love with her. Never saw it coming. The only redeeming quality of this film is as a fan of Southern Californian Pro Wrestling, you get to see some of the top stars in the area act silly. Real wrestling stars like Frankie Kazarian, Crazy KC, and Sun Warrior, as well as the legendary Hayabusa from Japan, all make appearances. Hardcore wrestling fans may get a hoot from this movie, but are just as likely to feel insulted.