Bad Johnson

2014 "Say hello to his little friend!"
Bad Johnson
4.5| 1h28m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 02 May 2014 Released
Producted By: 2DS Productions
Country: United States of America
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Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...

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BlindMan-11 The concept is original and the actors, working with a script that could have had a bit more work done to it, did still come off as entertaining.Actually, this movie could be really one for ladies more so than guys. There are so many ladies who could understand how a guy can be the way that he is with his junk. Not that anyone should want to have a guy lose his junk but just take some responsibility for it.And guys could laugh at the prospect of their junk taking on their own life so that they could see how it looks to actually watch their junk in action and cringe.Well worth the watch!!
rushknight Ever say something you thought was funny but was sort of inappropriate? And for some reason you wondered what sort of scenario it would take to make it appropriate? This is the movie that creates the scenario that makes silly puns about genitals work.There are few other qualities. There is also plenty of babbling and speculation about human love and relationships and the complexity therein. Although they generally try to treat the topic respectfully, the constant oversimplifications and stereotypes presented leave you shaking your head and simply saying, "No. It doesn't work that way, it's not that simple." The implication that men can't help but think with their genitals is an old cliché that can really be fun if it's played well, but is still generally demeaning. Whereas the insinuation that women are so easily seduced by someone like this "Johnson" character is somewhat demeaning to the female gender.All of it could have been done well, but really the whole film comes off pretty dry. It's only moderately entertaining, and not very romantic.It also reminds me of a similar movie that came out in 1988 called "Me and Him." (tt2091325)
ashleylv9 This movie made me want to be a man so I could understand the struggles of Cam Gigandet. In fact, it made me want to be a man to understand the struggles of men in general. To see the way Rich Johnson suffered because of the loss of his penis was enough to make me wonder. Also, this is probably the most thoughtful a movie about a humanoid penis could get, but it was hilarious anyway. I enjoyed the interesting and extremely amusing, yet crude, twist on a romantic comedy that I otherwise would have been bored watching, since I usually don't even like romantic comedies. This one totally kept my attention from sheer ridiculousness, despite knowing that everything was going to work out in the end. The character who played the guy's penis really kept things interesting. So, if you like rude humor like I do, with a dash of cute, this is your movie!
Moses Bernard The premise of this film is entertaining... I mean, a sex mad bloke with no respect for women loses his penis (who itself becomes a sex mad bloke) leading to the original penis owner getting in touch with his descent side. OK, we get it... But riddled throughout the films dialogue are random unnecessary comments that are simply appalling.An example being at the 48 minute mark. The penis, wearing a hoody, gets into a kids car. The kids thinks he is being robbed and shirks in shock/fear, to which the penis says "Relax, I'm white", resulting in the kid feeling immediately relaxed. I mean please.. I took offense to this straight away and thought enough was enough.Slyly enforcing stereotypes of this nature is just petty and aids the erosion of faith in an entire demographic of society. Are we really saying that all carjackers are black... Not funny... not funny at all!!! Needless to say... I stopped watching at this point!!!