thesar-2 If not for some of the shocks, the borderline unapologetic porn shots and the incredibly brutal finale, this unbelievably low budget "farce" would ended at just one star.The jokes mostly didn't work, but I saw where they were going with it. The gore scenes actually went a bit inventive with what they had to work with. And the heart the creators had showed. Despite all that, sadly, this isn't recommended.I can't even admit this to the "needs to be remade with a budget," because I doubt the budget was so much the problem. I will hand it to the staff and crew for giving all they could. So kudos to you and maybe you came come back with something better. (This was from 2007 and I'm just too lazy to research anything they might have done since. Hope for the best for them, though!)

chinoalfonz This is one of the funniest movies I have EVER seen!!! Granted it's low budget, the whole concept of the movie is ridiculous but Katie Rowlett was hilarious in the movie."Why don't you go home and write a Haiku about my box!" I had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard.The ending was kind of weak but overall its one of those great B movies where you say.... I wouldn't change ANYTHING about that movie. Great movie all around.It's obviously not for everyone but for those millions of us out there that love silly comedy horror movies like Army of Darkness style then you will love this movie.It's not often you laugh so hard at a scene where a guy tries to kill a puppy with a BB GUN!!! We all know thats totally going to work....LOL Watch it. Laugh at it. That's it. You are getting what you ask for in this movie. Blood Car. Ridiculous. Hilarious. Blood. Car.

sabenge The opening scene has to be one of the most pretentious things I have ever seen in my life. I loved it. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie falls flat on its face.This is a prime example of companies like Troma trying to make B-movies. A good B-movie is the product of someone trying to make a serious movie on a low budget but fails horribly. The end result is a movie that has a certain charm to it that isn't over the top in its comedic effect. This movie, on the other hand, wants to come off as laughable and ends up too forced.If Troma's your thing, go for it.

Kenneth Thaarup Blood Car takes place in the near future, say 2 weeks from now. And suddenly gas prices have skyrocketed. And apparently because it costs hundreds of dollars to fill a tank, no one can afford to drive a car. The main character, Archie is a school teacher, who thinks he knows a thing or two about engines. In his attempt to make a functioning engine, he cuts himself on a broken bottle, leaking blood into the tank, making the engine work. After realizing that his engine works on human blood, the rest of the movie is about his chase of this dim witted and ugly girl that wanna bang him cause he has a car, and the government chasing him around. To fill up his tank, he kills random people and puts them into the trunk to fuel the car. That's basically the movie. It's 1 hour and 15 minutes long, and should have lasted 20 minutes tops. At the moment the only thing I'm more angry about than the quality of this movie is the fact that when I start watching a movie, I have to see it to the end. Don't start watching this movie - you'll end up wasting an hour and 15 minutes of your life!