greekgod41 The first time I saw Dard Divorce, or should I say one of the gore sequences, i watched in absolute disbelief Having been brought up on horror classics like The Thing, the Saw series, Brain dead etc, I truly thought I had seen it all when it comes to goreIt's like there's gore films, extreme gore films and then there is Dard Divorce, it literally takes blood letting and sadistic violence to a whole other levelOther than that, the plot is ok, but the wife is seriously annoying, and I'm kinda glad she suffered, but here's the thing, she is like Rambo on steroidsSpoliers ahead:After having her face smashed to a pulp, her fingers and toes cut off she apparently has no pain or fear and gets angry instead....It's like WTF??? what she goes through would not only break ALL women, but most men as well, but all it does is make her angry and ask where her kids areOverall not bad for a amateur production, but strictly for the non discerning and gore hounds only

trashgang Well, I've met Olaf once at a convention, he signed stuff for free, guess what a nice person he is. And you can see him in his own flick walking on street, bouncing his wife. So far so good. It's a gory f lick but you will have to take the really awful acting. That they talk English with German accent I can take but Olaf's wife just can't act. For the story, it's okay but doesn't deliver any suspense or creepy moments. The effects used for the bloody parts is well done. But it is also a slow starter, you will go for 30 minutes into talking and guessing before the gore comes in. Some scene's are not for the feint hearted. I can understand that some will gave difficulty with the fact that children are being chainsawed. And this is surely one for the girls, there is full frontal male nudity. The bath scene is probably the goriest part and well done but as I said, it lacks a bit of keeping you attracted.

bargebum I signed up to IMDb solely so I could write a review on this hideous movie.My friend and I hired this movie because we were in the mood for something gory along the lines of Saw or Hostel.What we got was the most ridiculous steaming turd movie I've ever seen.We should have seen it coming, the director cast his wife who speaks ridiculously broken English as the lead actress. Off to a bad start.It wasn't until I went through and read some other reviews that some of the ridiculous, and pointless scenes in this movie came flooding back to haunt me... The cutting in half of a child from head to toe, the nude man dismembering a carcass that went for about 5 minutes, I seem to remember a man hacking off someone's head with a shovel and then saying something along the lines of "don't lose your head".I even remember some sort of sexual assault of a woman who had been punched in the face by a detective.The worst part about this movie is that my friend forgot to take it back, and as a result we got charged 50 dollars.It's like paying someone 50 dollars and getting them to belt your head against a wall for 90 minutes.Does that sound like a sensible financial decision? No? Neither is paying to watch Dark Divorce.

cholo loco oh my gosh. The director and editor should be banned from ever making movies like this along with some people on here saying it was an OK movie. Unbelievable is all I can say.What the hell was that movie. Bad acting/ bad editing/ cant hear anybody saying anything cos crap music was so loud.How in the hell do film companies let movies like this pass through i wonder.I just want to kill myself for watching such a bad movie.Couldn't hear a thing with actress' accent let alone the stupidly loud 'background' music. The kids were just as bad especially when the daughter was just standing there while her mother was bleeding to death. I don't know whether the bad acting was done intentionally or not but I felt sorry for the actors. You'd wonder whether they even got paid. I would also like to thank my local videostore for quality control of their video intakes without even watching it first so their customers don't have to go through the pain. I want my money back please.Its so bad that its actually funny. Be afraid be very afraid...of this movie!!!