Maz-hell Holy molly maccarroni this movie is atrocious. I've seen dead bodies that are more entertaining than this. My expectations were null and even then I feel disappointed.The sets are horrible. For being in the year 3000 apparently wheelchairs have not evolved and space suits are just duct-taped. The acting is atrocious. Not even in a funny-to-watch way. Coolio tried to save this movie but no. Even the bazoongas line fell flat. It just came out of nowhere. I am confused.The plot is utterly terrible: A group of mercenaries found a space station that has been lost for half a century, which incidentally was carrying bleeping Dracula and the last direct descendant of Van Hellsing. Yeah, I just wrote that.Even the plot twists are terrible. Why is she an spy robot? Why convert a sex robot into a spy? Seriously, why? Weren't there more robots around?Avoid it like the plague.

GL84 Picking up a strange haul, the team aboard a derelict space ship learns they've inadvertently released the vampire Count Dracula onto their crew and must try to stop the deadly creature before he takes over the entire ship.This wasn't as bad as its reputation through it does have a few problems. The biggest issue with this one is the rather cheap and cheesy feel throughout here which makes for the most troubling aspects of this. From the absolutely ridiculous equipment throughout the ship to their tactics and behavior, there's little to this that really gives off any sense of serious ambitions in this. Almost all aspects within this also showcase this feature, from the simple story and goofy action to the dialog and vampire-battle that are a part of this as this one tends to land on the goofy and cheesy quite often. That storyline factor does come into play here by being blatant about ripping off other sources from the novel as well as several other films out there so not only does this reek of being familiar with the back-story but also familiar with other films that utilize this particular setting. That does bring up the rather few flaws here in this one manages to bring up some nice imagery about traditional vampire lore into outer space with the use of the caped Gothic-styled vampire and his dress, the use of wooden stakes and finally the use of the coffins within the cargo bay as a sort of connection here to the past. Likewise, some of the action isn't' all that bad as the brawl with the vampire henchman as well as the shootout in the main hold are somewhat decent enough. Nothing, though, compares to the finale which is one of the most atrocious, ham-fisted, poorly conceived and laughable conclusions which not only undermines the whole film as well as feels entirely improvised but also seems ludicrous in concept as if it was tacked on simply to get an ending without doing anything about it. That also damages this along with the other flaws to really knock this down.Rated R: Graphic Language, Violence and intense drug use.

Zachary Berno Excuse the blah in the title, I cannot end a title with a preposition even if the title is not a sentence. On the contrary do not simply ignore the blah. The blah is a metaphor. An ending finishes a story. While the preposition "for" is where the conversational meaning ends was added to the title to make it proper. The ending of Dracula 2000 was such a horrible way to end a film. I loved it so much. The ending is like a shotgun wedding for me, it was rushed, I felt the rush, and for some reason it ended with a happy marriage. Overall the movie was mostly horrible and would deserve 3 stars but the experience after the movie dropped made it one of my favorite bad movies up there with "The Room" and its ending. The ending left me giddy, rushing up and down the stairs for about a half of an hour, it was a wonderful feeling and that is why that this review is one of the higher rated ones.

AirborneRanger This film was so bad, I had to fast forward through it, hoping Erika would at least get naked. The script writers were so intellectually lazy that it was hard to stand. I like well crafted Dracula movies or even ghost ship vice treasure hunter ones, but this should not even count as being in that genre. Nothing is believable, including the opening where a bunch of guys just sit on their asses while the intern goes on the ship alone. Don't get me started on why using an old warehouse should make us think it is a spaceship or why in the year 3000, guys are still using 20th century 9mm pistols and the professor is in a wheelchair. Stupid, stupid, stupid.