Jurassic Shark

2012 "Dinosaur from the deep"
1.5| 1h15m| en| More Info
Released: 21 September 2012 Released
Producted By: Dudez Productions
Country: Canada
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When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of art thieves and a group of college students on an abandoned island

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Michael Ledo This campy masterpiece is called "Jurassic Shark" because "Megalodon" was already taken. An oil company doing illegal drilling has drilled too deep and has opened up a pocket. A Megalodon has been released into the lake. Some college girls looking to expose the illegal drilling get trapped on the island in the middle of the lake along with some other bad actors who are art thieves. The bad guys all wear black.The shark is computer generated and can swim easily in a foot of water and pick off people standing on the beach. The sound track cheaply echoes when they are recording in a hallway. In one scene, one of the bad guys has a girl in front of him in his gun sight when he is hit from behind...and the girl shows up behind him a second later!The special effects had me laughing out loud at this film that would make Ed Wood proud. The acting and editing were equally horrible.Parental Guide: F-Bomb, no sex, no nudity. This is a terrible film that I greatly enjoyed because it was so bad. You might find it for free on line. 10 stars for all the wrong reasons.
Hugzy Chubbypaws To all the people being very negative about this movie, don't take life too seriously. You could have known it was a low budget no good movie before you started watching.Me and some friends watched this movie late at night just, just for fun. The movie was very entertaining because there are so many funny mistakes in it that it makes you feel like a professional movie critic for noticing at least one mistake per minute. Some things that made us laugh:a pistol that floats in water - coming out of the water and being dry - a shark obviously closing in on a victim, but the friends not warning him - people not having relevant emotions after someone gets eaten by the shark - a bodybuilder/actor with one dimensional expressions - bikini girls playing in the water like no adult ever would - a walk in the forest... well, just looking at people walk in the forest for some minutes - start and end credits lasting like one third of the length of the movie - beer commercials - scientist wears a beer t-shirt under his lab coat - bikini girl lights dynamite, camera shows only her bikini - yay- - exploding dynamite does not make an exploding sound -This movie however gives hope to people in these difficult times:everybody can be an actor - everybody can be a director - sharks can fly, free hugs for everyone - even if a movie is not good, its still very entertaining - you don't have to smoke weed to roll over the floor laughing -To the director, cast and crew: thanks, you made our day and we hope to drink some of that delicious beer you advertised with you one time!
abolander-18861 Where do I start? The beginning was completely pointless. 2 girls go out to a secluded spot on a lake and are terrible actors. What was the point of the girls splashing in the water forever before they disappear. So next we see 4 men with a rude woman (who is making them do everything for her somehow. I never understood why the men were scared of the woman but whatever. If Megaladon was still in existence it wouldn't need to bump the boat more than once. None of the people in this show would have gotten a warning. The boat would have simply flipped and everyone on board would have been dead. The lighting throughout the whole movie is amateur and the sound in the stairwell has an echo. All through the movie the sound is different. Sometimes the sound is loud and sometimes I have to turn it up just to hear anything. I heard this was the worst movie so I had to check it out for myself. If you don't believe a movie can be this bad, I highly recommend you watch this horrible film!!!
judoxca11 Finally, a movie that really made me laugh, loudly and a lot. I even give it a 5 rating and nearly a 6. Wow! My gut still aches..... See it with an open mind. It could become a cult movie. So stupid that it is funny. One line heard from the audience, several times is "You better swim for it"!!!! I think most of the filming took place in beautiful Gatineau Park. Some of the sharks are really scary. The girls are really good looking. One is a good actress. None of the guys can act. Finally, a movie that really made me laugh, loudly and a lot. I even give it a 5 rating and nearly a 6. Wow! My gut still aches..... See it with an open mind. It could become a cult movie. So stupid that it is funny. One line heard from the audience, several times is "You better swim for it"!!!! I think most of the filming took place in beautiful Gatineau Park. Some of the sharks are really scary. The girls are really good looking. One is a good actress. None of the guys can act.