Michael Ledo Tina (Jessica Willis) wins a U-Tube dare and goes to a cabin in the woods with 3 other friends. Here there is a tape recorder and they break a TV as evil things happen as an homage to "Evil Dead."The acting was hit and miss, i.e. the girls did better as evil characters The dialogue and scenes were mostly stolen from other films. The commentary on the film tells you where they stole obscure scenes from other films: "Predator 2", "The Ring," "Skeleton Key,: "Feardotcom," "Carrie", and "Ichi the killer." The commentary was unprofessional as we get to listen to the rustling of a bag of chip as well as the crunching while being eaten. The rest of the time they discuss why the scene didn't work and the film they wanted to make had they been able to get the insurance for using chainsaws.( Most chainsaws don't use the blade and have their sound dubbed.)Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Girls in bra/panties or a bikini because Jori's mother wouldn't her be shot in her undies.

hwg1957-102-265704 'Lake Fear' or 'Cypress Lake' or 'A Haunting At Cypress Creek' as my DVD cover called it is the story of four girls wearing short shorts who go out to a remote cabin and things start to happen. By the end of the film one wonders, what did happen? What was that all about? Once inside the house there is a relentless barrage of choppy editing, useless acting, shots in focus, shots out of focus (this becomes terribly irritating) and some unconvincing gore towards the end to try and breathe life into a long expired movie. Acting-wise it was amateur, particularly when the girls were in their bloody make-up so you couldn't even tell them apart. The music score is hilariously bad and the director had obviously plundered his DVD collection for lots of the imagery. The sound effects weren't awful, mainly in the beginning, so compliments for that. Otherwise a tangled mess with no rhyme or reason.Sad Cypress indeed.

ola_norsk TLDR: It's a right piece of sh*t is what it is..Have you ever sat down to watch a movie, with nothing more expected than that it would at least kill an hour and a half of boredom.But then, twenty minutes into it, you think to yourself that you'll probably be better off inspecting your feet for toe jam?The camera-work, effects and lighting is extremely sh*t. The sound and music is f*c*ing awful. The acting is sub sh*tty. The story is beyond cr*ppy..The cover and title is the best part...If you want to do your feet a favor, this movie will definitely help you make that happen. As for me, i quit watching the piece of sh*t after 40 minutes. Time is just too precious..

Jamie John Keller There is not a single chance the positive reviews of this film are not bought and paid for. At least I have to keep telling myself that to keep from believing people actually enjoyed this film. I love horror. I love campy horror. I love cheesy horror. I have been willing to sit through a bad movie just because I was bored and the girls were gorgeous. I have excused plot-holes, unfinished narratives, poor acting, poor visual effects, poor sound and poor editing and still walked away from the experience having enjoyed it.This movie hit all those bad points at once in a tidal wave of suck. By far the worse thing about this film is the sad attempt at scary sound effects and a creepy soundtrack. There is so much fail here the sound editor should seriously go back to delivering pizzas. From glitched dialogue to pointless effects to what appears to be an attempt at a creepy narrative track that drifts in aimlessly and leaves you befuddled as to its intent this is just a giant catastrophe. A close second is the crappy visual effects. If they can even be called effects.Not a single enjoyable quality in this movie can be found in any single frame so please save yourself the time-waste and just watch anything else. Hell, stab yourself in the eye with a protractor point then squeeze a bushel of lemons into it since that will be eminently more pleasurable.OK, fine, the cat girl is cute as hell.