thesar-2 Help me develop a drinking game for this movie! Here are the categories:• Hilariously bad dialogue/dubbing. • Number of kidnapped women. • Number of men in women's wigs. • Full-on men in drag. • Out of frame shots. • ADR. • Movie exposition. • Henchmen out of nowhere. • Silly Sound Effects. • Teleportation. • Mention of the Golden Toy-thing. • Bowing before said Golden Toy-thing. • Jackie Chan "humor fighting." • Garfield opening/closing his eyes. • Shocked Ninja faces. • Ninjas covering/exposing their faces. • Theft of American Movie Scores. • Summersaulting. • Men on the phone. • Attack of the crabs. • Busted car roofs. • Threatening toy robots. • The Ring VHS viewings. • Shots of women's hairy armpits. • Plausible plot points.Okay, granted, that last one is for the AA members. No real sense of reviewing this "movie." It was just an excuse for men to exercise, sell a few tickets to recoup the $5 budget and become another How Did This Get Made? podcast victim. I fell for it. And maybe you'll get a few laughs out of it, like I did.After all, it's described as The Room filled with ninjas.***Final thoughts: I still don't know if this was intentionally hilarious or not. The tonal shifts don't help. But, at least it's sidesplittingly over-the-top, mercifully short and thankfully free with an Amazon®Prime™ membership. Whew! Hiiii-yaaaah!

gorthu I have seen way too many Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho ninja movies, and most are completely unwatchable. About 1/10 may have something decent in it. Luckily, Ninja Terminator is one of those in the minority. The dialogue is so bad that it is actually good. It is laugh out loud funny at times, but I don't think it was supposed to be. If you can make it through a script that seems to have been written by a 5 year old, you may be able to make it through this. It doesn't help that this is 3 movies spliced together, and it doesn't make any sense. But if you love bad movies, you can't pass up this masterpiece of horrible cinema. In one scene, the bad guy uses a toy robot to send a message to Richard Harrison. The toy robot arrives with smoke and can talk. Godfrey Ho really wanted to show off his $5 budget. And if you like to see people kick a lot, you will get plenty of that. Jack Lam (named Jaguar Wong in the movie) and Hwang Jang Lee give great kicking displays. Hwang only participates in the final fight, but Jack Lam gets to show off his kicking skills throughout the entire movie.I have the Videoasia DVD and the picture quality is decent, and the English dubbing is classic. Sometimes a guy will have a redneck voice, and sometimes it will sound like a little kid. Fans of cheesy movies will love this Godfrey Ho classic. "I don't usually smoke this brand, but I'll do it for you."

Rautus Ninja Terminator is one of my favourite ninja films because it's so entertaining, the effects are fun to watch especially when the Ninja's shoot fire and smoke out and when they vanish in normal clothes then appear in their Ninja outfit. The fight scenes are good, I love that sound effect they use when they punch someone, also the Ninja fight scenes are good too especially near the end when the three Ninja's fight each other for the Golden Ninja Warrior. The plot for Ninja Terminator is that three Ninja's steel the three pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue that makes a Ninja invincible. A Ninja then kills one of them and then returns the statue to his boss, Ninja Harry who has one of the pieces tells one of his men to protect the Ninja's sister and find out what's happened, so the main plot is him fighting of people trying to find out who's responsible and save the sister that later gets kidnapped while the other plot sees Ninja Harry trying to get the other two pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior and soon being challenged to take on the two Ninja's that have the other two pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior.Ninja Terminator is a great low budget Ninja movie that has to be seen. 10/10

p-rodriguez-1 I will not talk about the Garfield-telephone, the crabs, the ham in the golden wig nor the bulging eyes of the Black ninja - it's been done and said. Nor the pseudo-sex-scenes or the carmouflage Ninja suite, not the Ninja's painted eye-lids or the horrible dubbing.What most people don't seem to realize is, that the music was 'conducted' (or 'composed', as you wish) by none other than Wendy Carlos AKA Victor Carlos, the transvestite musical-genius that composed the groundbreaking mix of 70's Techno and Beethoven in Stanley Kubrick's 'Clockwork Orange'! Yes, the Victor Carlos who changed his sex (or so the lore of cult-films has it) while composing the soundtrack for said-'Clockwork Orange'. Was he (or she) in need of Crack-money? Did the Chinese mafia put a gun to his (or her) head, forcing him (or her) to churn out this hogwash on his (or her) keyboard? Was it the magic of the Evil Ninja Empire that made him (or her) do it? I'm afraid we'll never know - but until James Horner composed the score for a Mondo Carne Picture (where are they now?), this will remain unbeaten in the field of 'pure cult' ...