Seth Landers The title alone sounded good, like those cheesy B-movies. When I saw it, it was disgusting, stupid, and unpleasant. It glorifies rape, murder, and sexism, which isn't a good thing. There's a scene where two criminals decide to sexually assault an innocent daughter & mother that are just getting gas while being in the wrong place at the wrong time. As I watch this disturbing scene, I thought to myself, "what's the point? THIS is entertainment?! It isn't". Whoever was involved with this movie should be ashamed of themselves.There are much better films of this genre like Zombieland, Machete, From Dusk Till Dawn, and many more. Don't waste your time with this piece of garbage. The filmmakers obviously think that sexual assault and discrimination of women is okay in society, which makes me angry. I can't believe this movie got made. It needs to rot in hell with Satan and Hitler!

tikiparrot1066 Nude Nuns with Big Guns is not as violent as Tarantino's Django Unchained, but it certainly is funnier.The flick is absolutely plausible to anyone who was assaulted by Crazy Bob, a monk who taught and battered students in Baltimore. The violence is so intense that it is clearly ironic, making the movie humorous.The producers probably intended to create a cult classic, and to ease the bruised memories of Catholic criminal contacts of the past. With a budget of $200,000 the product, seen in perspective, pleases those with a sense of humor. The photography is workmanlike. The lighting is professional. The script is well written and leaves a smile on your face. The ending is the funniest part of the movie. I can't ethically spoil that. You'll have to view the movie for yourself.

Neil Welch There can only be two possible reasons for a film to bear the title Nude Nuns With Big Guns. One is that the person doing the naming suffers from some sort of severe mental illness - let us hope that this is not the case, for the film is not bad enough for me to wish that on someone. The other is that the makers are going for some sort of post-modern irony, a satirical commentary on audience taste, born out by a movie taking a gleeful delight in both revelling in and spoofing the elements summoned up in the title. Tarantino is good at this, so they tell me (I don't believe his publicity to the extent that he does, so my particular jury is still out on that one). The people behind Nude Nuns With Big Guns are not Tarantino.This film (which, let's be clear from the start, does indeed include both Nude Nuns and Big Guns) is professionally assembled. The camera is securely mounted on a tripod, scenes are well lit, shots are nicely composed, the film is in focus and the sound is clear. The acting is over the top, but it is supposed to be. There is lots of spurting blood. To that extent, all well and good.But the story and script let everything down. Where there should be a sly smirk underlying the events, there is clodhopping gracelessness and a complete absence of wit. Sadly, this film simply isn't very good.

sitemaster There is a review of this film by okaaay, Don't believe what you read because this Golden Turkey is just not that good. I actually watch bad films on purpose and can usually be entertained by them. But not this one. Worst acting I have ever seen. Very stupid story line. Drugged and brainwashed nun get a message from the man upstairs after getting wounded. She is told to take revenge on the corrupted clergy that used and abused her. She has amazingly good aim, every kill shot is a head shot. So many head shots that it actually becomes boring. Even as I write this an friend of mine is watching the DVD. I told her I would tell her what I think after she sees it. I know she is going to be mad that I did not warn her, but I just did not want to influence her opinion of this trash.