JoeMarshallSamuraiCop This movie makes the 3 Ninja's movies seem like the Lord of the Rings trilogy.There is literally nothing done right in this movie. The acting is so amateur. The sounds affects are super cartoony but not in a good way. A good third of this movie is full of lame training montages. Id try and explain the plot but I got lost while watching it. There is absolutely no back story with any of the characters so you couldn't care one bit about anybody.I can't imagine another movie quite like this. It definitely has to be considered one of the worst movies ever. It seems like they shot it all in one day.Bottom line is if your not a fan of bad movies then stay as far away as you can from this garbage. However if you do like really bad movies there is a few scenes that will have you laughing. A scene where a lady chases a coupon for 2 minutes is pretty funny how dumb it is.

gmosphere there are bad movies like Manos: Hands of Fate or Plan 9 from outer space,hobgoblins, troll 2. but those are fun to watch and ever make fun of MST3k style. But then there is Pocket Ninjas. my candidate for the worst movie ever. See the worst movie ever is a movie that is painful to sit through and movie that nobody wants to watch,sloppy editing that would make ed wood look like Francis Ford Coppola, no plot, and characters that need to killed just for existing. I could not describe that plot because there is not any. if you are looking to recreate the feeling of watching this movie without watch it than inflict pain on yourself and put HydroCloricAcid on the open wounds. if you happen to come across a copy of this movie than go home and take a bath because of the dirtiness of the horror that is pocket ninjas

TheLittleSongbird I have seen plenty of bad movies in my life, and while not the worst for me, Pocket Ninjas is quite frankly terrible. Here it has all the ingredients to make a bad movie bad, and just watching it even in a good mood is almost the equivalent of having a really bad migraine. The production values are hideous, with the costumes enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out and the cinematography haphazard and the sets horrible. I also detest the soundtrack, it is so bad it makes the Garbage Pail Kids Movie soundtrack sound good. The script is abysmal, while the plot is incoherent and confusing, the pacing uneven, the fights poorly choreographed and the direction non-existent. The acting is probably the most laughable asset of all, it is so hilariously bad, with every single actor and actress giving a career-killing performance. All in all, terrible and a waste of time. 1/10 Bethany Cox

MartinHafer Aye, aye, aye....where to begin?! This horrible movie is just terrible in just about every way...no, wait...EVERY WAY. My only questions are who was insane enough to think this sort of film would sell AND why is this movie currently only ranked the fifth worst film on IMDb?! The film looks like someone with a few dollars (not that many, actually) thought that other martial arts films are bad because they are violent, have actors with actual martial arts skills and don't star talentless kids and teens. So, they went to their nearest karate studio and recruited all the white, yellow and a few green belt kids and asked them if they wanted to star in a movie! While I saw a lot of people with black belts on here, I just assume they bought them and did nothing to earn them, as my cat knows about as much about self-defense as these knuckleheads!! The plot, not that you'll ever care, is that an evil force (led by a cute 9 year-old) can only be countered by three talentless 'ninjas'. These good ninjas consist of three kids in karate who are given special masks that allow them to have really, really below-average and SLOW fighting skills!! If these kids are the world's only hope,...then we are so royally screwed! There is nothing...nothing positive I can say about this film. Horrible writing (if they even had I writers--I honestly think they just made it up as they went along, horrible action (I hate to even use the word 'action'--this implies something more than Tai Chi speed fighting), inept direction and annoying characters--this film rates a zero in all departments. Plus, the idea of watching a film consisting mostly of obnoxious teens with their annoying dialog is NOT anyone's idea of a good time!! The only value this film might have is to use to interrogate members of Al Qaeda, however Amnesty International would be all over the President's butt if they ever did anything that cruel and inhuman!!