bigjodyg I'm not going to try and pretend and be some professional reviewer. If you love campy 80's flicks this is one for you! The three most memorable scenes, the effeminate helping the old lady with her belt buckle, the ex prostitute relaxing the freaking out passenger lol. Oh and one other when the chubby girl and ex prostitute go for their physicals. This movie is so underrated and deserves more than three stars. After 20 plus years it still makes me laugh and deserves a 10+. Someone, release this on DVD already!!!! I don't know how long my 23 year old VHS is going to hold out! This movie is right up there in my books with these other campy classics: One Crazy Summer, Cleo Leo,Gung Ho,Short Circuit,Mannequin(hollllllywooood),My Mom's a Were Wolf, The Munchies, Baghdad cafe and so many more.

Lee Eisenberg I nearly laughed myself to death watching "Stewardess School". True, it's basically an "Animal House" knock-off, but it is SO HILARIOUS! Don Most basically reprises his role as "Happy Days" goof-off Ralph Malph. This time, he and his hapless friend (Brett Cullen) train to became flight attendants (I don't think that anyone says stewardess anymore). The training consists of pranks and partying, with some scenes looking lifted from "Porky's". But without a doubt the best scene occurs on the plane. When a man starts losing control of himself, sexy babe Sugar Dubois (Judy Landers) figures out how to calm him down using a method that any guy would give all his limbs for.It's just an enjoyably silly flick. The only other cast members whom I recognized are Vito Scotti (who appeared on just about every TV in the 1960s), Wendie Jo Sperber (of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and "1941") and the recently deceased Sherman Hemsley (best known for "The Jeffersons", which I've never seen).In conclusion, I really AM gonna take you on a sea cruise.

movieguy1021 I saw about 20 minutes of this on TV-the worst movie I have ever seen!Nothing funny, it's just trying to be another Airplane!1/10

Mister-6 Judy Landers - Stewardess.No, her career hasn't finally upturned. But it should have, thanks in no small part to "Stewardess School", which tries to be the "Police Academy" of airline training movies.I'll let that sink in for a minute.Ready? Okay, let's go on.Not only does the bustier of the Landers sisters have a part in this fiasco, but so does Don "Donny" Most (Ralph Malph from "Happy Days"), Wendie Jo Sperber (Amy from "Bosom Buddies") and Mary Cadorette (Whatever-her-Name-Was from that "Three's Company" spinoff...you didn't know there was a "Three's Company" spinoff? All the sadder). It even had Sherman Helmsley (George Jefferson from "The Jeffersons"). If not for the nudity, crudity and language, this could have been one of those movies NBC makes for sweeps week. It had the talent (long, drawn-out throat clearing).If you've seen any "Police Academy", you've seen "Stewardess School". And it ain't as funny, either. You didn't think "Police Academy" was funny? Then you may want to rent something a little funnier than this film. Like, say, "Platoon"?One star. No redeeming laughs. No funny situations. No wonder Mary Cadorette hasn't done more films.When are they going to learn you don't do these films without Leslie Nielsen?