Tex Montana Will Survive!

2015 "Survival of the... fakest."
Tex Montana Will Survive!
5.9| 1h22m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 04 April 2015 Released
Producted By: O. Hannah Films
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Official Website: http://www.texmontana.com
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After being discovered as a fraud, Tex Montana, host of a hit survival show has set out to prove that he CAN survive the wilds, the weather, and his own ineptitude.

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jamesjeaman They obviously did not have a script. If it did, the writer should be ashamed. This guy is not funny at all. Horrible jokes and acting. This is an awful movie propped up by bs reviews. Probably had his friends review it for him.
yjovian So, I watch a lot of movies. Amazon Prime, Netflix, Hulu, Dramafever, Fmovies.... A lot. Always looking for that thing, willing to watch lower level movies if needed because, well, I watch 20-30 movies a week. Plus TV eps. And don't get me started on GOT. ANYWAYS>>>> This movie delivered for me on so many levels. It starts off innocently enough, decent premise, and then just gets better all the way through. The main character reveals who he really is in stages. It's kinda cathartic. All the while it's very funny. It borders on too far nicely, but never crosses the line. It's kinda my perfect movie right now. Love it and Jeremy Gardner in general (am researching this amazing dude). A Smart, Clever, Modern movie with deep intelligence and meaning behind it. Enough said, just watch it and enjoy.
maximumkate Fans of Eastbound and Down might well recognize our protagonist as a distant relative of Kenny Powers, a television "survivalist" who is put to the test and found wanting in a vast nature preserve.My favorite parts of this are the monologues to his editor, "Amanda," who he implores not to make him look stupid. Of course, the character is the definition of stupid, who, even weeks in, cannot bear nighttime because of "ghosts."One of the unexpected virtues of this yukfest are some honestly beautiful shots of the forest in midwinter. This is not Citizen Kane, but frankly you were foolish if you thought from the description that it was.Well, I laughed, quite a lot.
marauderpd I watch all of those above, plus Naked and Afraid. I gotta believe, based on a lot of the in jokes that Jeremy Gardner does too.Now it does meander a bit, but Gardner's a pretty solid actor so he manages to sell it. Just when you're thinking the joke's getting old he manages to make you laugh again at some new dumb thing his character Tex Montana's decided to do.Full disclosure though--if you're going in hoping for a sequel(in spirit even) to the Battery though, you're going to be disappointed. This isn't horror. For me, no big deal because I wasn't a massive fan of their first film. Seemed slow, but believe me I am well aware of no-budget limitations so I'm not bagging on them. Definitely had some interesting stuff.Anyway--there ya go. You'll probably know if this will appeal to you or not. Check it out!