Paul Andrews The Dead Hate the Living! is set in an abandoned hospital where several enterprising young filmmakers have broken into illegally to shot a low budget zombie horror flick (art imitating life maybe?). The director Dave (Eric Clawson) has his two sisters Shelly (Wendy Speake) & Nina (Kimberly Pullis) in the leading roles, his mate Paul (Brett Beardslee) is doing the make-up effects & he has got the hot Topaz (Jamie Donahue) to be a production assistant. While exploring the hospital the crew come across a strange looking coffin like object in a downstairs laboratory, they open it up & the dead body of Dr. Eibon (Matt Stephens) falls out, sensing a bit of an opportunity Dave decides to put the body in his film but after accidentally bring it back to life using the strange coffin thing the crew have to fight for their lives as zombies start to appear everywhere as it quickly becomes clear that the dead hate the living...Written & directed by Dave Parker this cheap as chips zombie flick isn't as bad as it could have been & isn't as bad as a lot of low budget crappy horror flicks I've endured recently but it's still not very good. Low budget horror film maker, Full Moon Pictures president & killer puppet lover Charles Band was the executive producer although even he couldn't bring himself to release The Dead Hate the Living! through his Full Moon Pictures company, hey he might not have particularly high standards but at least he does have standards. Anyway, here the script takes ages to go anywhere, apart from a brief pre-credit sequence it's well over 50 minutes before any zombies show up to terrorise the cast & that ladies & gentlemen is just too long. The whole first 50 minutes establishes that a film crew are making a horror film in hospital illegally & basically that's it, until the first zombie show's up this film is firmly entrenched in snoozesville. Then there are lots of questions over the plot, if the guy killed himself during the pre-credits sequence how did he end up in the coffin thing? Where did the zombie that was seen during the pre-credit sequence go? Why didn't that zombie follow Dave & Topaz into the air vent? Why did Dave emerge the other side in front of Topaz when Topaz climbed into the vent before Dave to begin with? Why are some of the zombies easy to kill while other's aren't? Why do some talk while other's don't? Why can some sense when someone is alive & other's can't? What was that coffin thing? Where did it come from? Who made it? What was it's function? Why is The Dead Hate the Living! such a poorly constructed film where things just happen for the hell of it with little regard if anything makes any reasonable sense? Don't ask me, ask the people who made it. There are also some glaring references to other horror films, actor's & director's from John Carpenter, Sam Raimi, George Romero, Lucio Fulci to Bruce Campbell, Dick Miller & the obscure Italian special make-up effects man Gino De Rossi who besides doing the gory effects for such Italian splatter fare as Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979), City of the Living Dead (1980), Pirahna Part 2: The Spawning (1981), Cannibal Ferox (1981) & The House by the Cemetery (1981) also worked on the latest Bond film Casino Royal (2007)!Director Parker does OK on what was admittedly a low budget, at least there's some cheap gore effects here. There's a decapitation or two, some rotten zombies one of whom has their face literally punched in, there's some bubbling skin effects, someones guts are pulled out & there's some blood splatter. As in a lot of low budget horror flicks these days there are some truly awful CGI computer effects, when you have literally millions to spend on computer effects like Spider-Man (2002) they can look absolutely spectacular but when your working on the sort of budget the makers of The Dead Hate the Living! have it's impossible to create realistic computer effects. Here they use CGI to make three zombies appear as if they are on fire, they probably couldn't afford to achieve the effect on set & it looks terrible, I've seen PS3 computer games with better fire effects. It's not scary, there's very little atmosphere or tension & the story is far too loose to be gripping. Amusingly I watched this on cable TV last night (yep, at least I didn't spend any money on it) & during the continuity announcement just before it started the woman called it 'The Living Hate the Dead' rather than The Dead Hate the Living!, I'm not being funny but you would have though a TV station would at least know the correct name of the film they are about to show or is that asking for too much?With a supposed budget of about $150,000 this was definitely a low budget flick, unfortunately that doesn't automatically mean we should ignore all it's faults because at the end of the day it will cost as much to rent or buy this as a big Hollywood blockbuster like Transformers (2007) & to be brutally honest I know which I'd rather watch & to give you a clue it's not The Daed Hate the Living!. The acting could have been worse & Jamie Donahue who played Tpoaz is hot & helps make this a bit more watchable.The Dead Hate the Living! isn't that good, it's not as bad as some low budget efforts out there but that doesn't amount to much in itself. If your a real low budget horror film junkie than this may pass 90 odd minutes harmlessly enough but I'd struggle to personally recommend it to anyone.

Matt Kracht I love movies. I love horror movies. I love horror movies about zombies. But I did not love this movie. No. I hate horror movies about zombies that try to be witty beyond their limits, and this movie shot for the stars and didn't even make it to the launching pad. This movie promises you gore, zombies, and competent film-making. You will find minor amounts of gore here, yes; and, you will find a couple zombies. The make-up and effects, however, are so fake, it's actually distracting, and it comes across as having been done by some over-eager high school kids who have no professional training. It may very well have been. The promised zombies were perhaps the biggest disappointment. I wasn't asking for much -- I know this movie was supposed to be low budget -- but what's the point of making a zombie movie with just two or three zombies? You might as well just make them escaped lunatics. As far as competent film-making: ugh. The plot was so throw-away, it seemed like a reject from Scream 5 or Scary Movie 8. In fact, I've have had dreams that were way more engrossing than this movie.Will I ever watch this movie again? Yes, I will. I am aiming to educate my friends and loved ones on what it truly means to have seen "the worst movie ever". People are far too free with that phrase, and I want to make sure that they've suffered adequately before they use it. They think, "Oh, I saw that Manos movie on MST3K. That was the worst movie ever!" No. I don't care how many episodes of MST3K you watched. You have not *earned* the right to use that phrase until you have sat through every miserable frame (sober, and without the benefit of witty commentary) of The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf or Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol. And, now, to this long list of movies that inspire such pain and loathing, I must also add TDHTL.

movieman_kev A group of young filmmakers break into an old abandoned hospital to shoot a film and inadvertently open a portal that unleashes zombies on the hapless cast and crew in this horror-comedy. Mixing horror with comedy is a VERY tricky thing. The ones that work do so amazingly well (Dead Alive, Return of the Living Dead, Re-animator, bad taste, etc...). The movies that don't work are usually total ass.This self-referential name-dropping, scene stealing film is part of the latter and ranks down there with "Dead Heat" as far as what NOT to do to succeed. Horrible acting, music, lame jokes, stealing scenes outright from far better films, dime-store special effects, and an unengaging, unoriginal story all add up to a putrid stench-filled film.My Grade: D- DVD Extras: Commentary by Writer/Director Dave Parker, and actors Eric Clawson, Matt Stephens, Brett Beardslee, & Jamie Donahue; photo gallery; production art; a 20 minute behind the scenes featurette; Music video; a ad for the puppet master toys; and theatrical trailer Gripes: If you have the commentary turned on and then go to the extras NONE of them will play sound. word of warning

gregogard27 I bought this because the back mentioned Argento-esque thriller. It definitely has tons of obscure horror references which I enjoyed, only got a few of them though. It was just cool to see a true horror fan make a fun movie like this. Sure they have really bad "Cinemax After Dark" special effects, and veryminimal gore, but it is just really fun. The dialogue rings true, at least in my world and made the characters totally believable. I would recommend at leastrenting it.