Citizen Khan

2012
Citizen Khan

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 Cricket Nov 04, 2016

Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.

EP2 Bullies Nov 11, 2016

Mr Khan buys a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood and finds out that his grandson Mo is being bullied at nursery. However, when he decides to take Amjad in hand and teach him how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for during a trip to the local pool and later when re-enacting a scene from gangster drama Peaky Blinders. Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad are getting ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she's going along too.

EP3 Funeral Nov 25, 2016

Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and comfort eating him out of house and home. But when Mr Khan discovers he might be able to find an investor for his new invention amongst the funeral mourners, he throws himself into the burial arrangements.

EP4 Scab's Parents Dec 02, 2016

Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy' Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon. But then Scab takes fright at the prospect of the Khans meeting his parents. The Khans believe it is because they are a bit snooty and object to the idea of having a Pakistani daughter-in-law. So Mr Khan and Amjad hotfoot it to the posh country club to confront Scab's father in a sweaty sauna and give him a piece of their minds.

EP5 Alia's University Dec 09, 2016

Mr Khan has to drop his daughter Alia off for her first day at university - in Scotland. Mrs Khan wants the whole family to come, so Mr Khan has to find a way to get all of them from Sparkhill to Glasgow. When the car breaks down, he is forced to improvise alternative travel arrangements, which gives them all plenty of time to reminisce about Alia's early years.

EP6 Mr. Khan's Niece Dec 16, 2016

Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre. Mr Khan is convinced his fun day with a bouncy Mosque and 'pin the beard on the Imam' stall will be far more popular than Dave's Women in Islam event. But he forgets that he'd agreed to look after his wayward niece Shabana. Mr Khan is forced to take the stroppy teenager to Muslim Day with him and, to top it all off, Dave has managed to invite Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, whom Khan is desperate to impress.

EP7 It's a Khanderful Life Dec 23, 2016

Mr Khan faces up to the fact that his life hasn't turned out the way he planned it.
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Released: 27 August 2012 Ended
Producted By: BBC
Country: United Kingdom
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03c8nd8
Synopsis

Family-based sitcom set in the capital of British Pakistan - Sparkhill, Birmingham. Citizen Khan follows the trials and tribulations of loud-mouthed, tight-fisted, self-appointed community leader Mr Khan and his long suffering family, wife Mrs Khan and daughters Shazia and Alia.

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hamzaamin-56353 I don't know what they were thinking when this show was aired but it is not funny at all. Some of the jokes are so lame that a 3 y/o won't laugh at them. Plus, the annoying portrayal of typical British-Pakistani Muslims is not comic at all. If there was a zero rating, I would've given one.
tagt-784-796861 I thought it was terrible, what has happened at the BBC, they are churning out utter rubbish. There isn't a situation comedy on the BBC that is worth watching at the moment. I can't think of one in the recent past that was funny or even original.I watch repeats of 'Only fools' 'Porridge' and other old BBC shows that I find a million times more funny than 'Citizen Khan' and that dreadful Ben Elton thing that I have already forgotten the name of.On BBC2 on Sunday I watched possibly the worst sketch show the BBC have ever made, I won't bother with writing about that on here. I find myself not bothering much with the BBC, it has lost it's way. I won't bother while I can watch repeats of classics and American stuff like 'Curb your enthusiasm'.To be fair, 'Episodes' which was Hatrick on the BBC was great.
Arif R It's just a comedy! Don't take it so seriously! Chillax!Have really enjoyed watching all 5 episodes till now. It's not perfect and yes, it's very stereotypical, aged, and poorly acted. Yes, the Somalian guy's accent is travelling from West Africa eastwards in each episode. Yes the canned laughter is OTT.But it's a comedy nevertheless and one of very few south Asian comedies to be broadcast. I don't think its depiction of the religion is that bad and actually quite inclusive. The jokes shouldn't be taken personally - I certainly don't feel humiliated or offended because it's just a comedy... and it's so true... :)For those who find it 'unfunny' or 'didn't laugh' well, go watch something else. Sheesh!
Mouth Box Whether you are a Muslim or a Christian, a Jew or a Jedi, Citizen Khan is not funny. Let's go further. Citizen Khan is the opposite of funny. After watching it I actually felt angry. It ruined my evening. I was insulted by it. It made me unhappy and depressed that a public service broadcaster like the BBC would consider commissioning anything that so utterly insults the intelligence of its license paying viewing public. The people who wrote and produced this series know nothing of comedy. Even in the 1970′s this show would have been lucky to make it onto the air.If you were lucky enough to miss the first few episodes, the BBC's first Pakistani-Muslim comedy came much hyped, and with high hopes. We thought maybe that the racial stereotyping the show called for might somehow be delivered in a post-modern or witty style – that the series might unexpectedly break new ground. But it doesn't. Far from it. Citizen Khan sets television comedy back 30 years, Maybe more. In the first episode there were actually mother-in-law jokes – that most hated of gag, dubbed un-transmittable as far back as the early eighties and, we thought, laid to rest forever along with the remains of Bernard Manning.Mr Khan (played by Adil Ray, who also wrote the show) is mean, a bit dodgy and unfunny. Mrs Khan is house-proud, obsessed with status and unfunny. The two Khan daughters are moody, bored, caught between two cultures and unfunny. Even the "English" Muslim Dave – played by brilliantly funny actor Kris Marshall, is not funny. Not this time. If his career survives Citizen Khan it will be a minor miracle. Most astonishing of all, the Pakistani-Muslim cast seem to be struggling to deliver convincing or consistent Pakistani-Muslim accents. They all sound like actor Michael Bates playing Bearer Rangi Ram in "It Ain't Half Hot Mum." There's something called the comedy corridor at the BBC. This holy place has created some of the finest television and radio sitcoms of all time. There are now clearly a number of people working in that corridor who should this week be clearing out their desks and taking up new careers as mini-cab drivers.For daily TV reviews visit Mouthbox.co.uk.