Time Gentlemen Please

2000
Time Gentlemen Please

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 The Man in the Iron Cask Jan 30, 2002

Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.

EP2 Got the Painters In Feb 06, 2002

Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.

EP3 Wishing on a Bar Feb 13, 2002

Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.

EP4 The Harder They Crawl Feb 20, 2002

Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.

EP5 Landlord of the Giants Feb 27, 2002

Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.

EP6 Beer Necessities Mar 06, 2002

Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.

EP7 Game for a Gaff Mar 13, 2002

The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.

EP8 Speed the Ploughmans Mar 20, 2002

Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.

EP9 Optics Wide Shut Mar 27, 2002

The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.

EP10 Storming Up a Cook Apr 03, 2002

Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.

EP11 Of Mice and Mentallists Apr 10, 2002

Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.

EP12 The Slopranos Apr 17, 2002

Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.

EP13 This Vale of Beers Apr 24, 2002

Greg finds religion.

EP14 Entente Lime Cordial May 01, 2002

The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.
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Released: 11 September 2000 Ended
Producted By: Avalon Television
Country: United Kingdom
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The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.

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FearyGhost I don't know what Teotihuacan was watching, but it obviously wasn't Time Gentlemen Please.My wife is American and it's about the only British comdy she watches, laughs at and really enjoys. The programme has now moved on and Julia is no longer there, so any other Australians put off by Teotihuacan's comments can rest assured that they won't be cringing at her accent, not that I thought it was that bad. The strong characterisations (slutty Aussie, maloderous Drunk, still in the closet gay pervy guy, failed-at-everything landlord) and catchphrases add immensly to the humour of this thoroughly hilarious show. Perhaps it's just *too* British for Teotihuacan to understand.Give it a try!
jeff-223 Yeah it isn't the best comedy ever, but as someone who grew up watching shows such as "mind your language" and "Love Thy Neighbour" it is a refreshing return to the great sexist, racist un-pc British sense of humour that those shows had. For the most part the characters are amusing and I get at least a few laughs out of each episode. Considering how "nice" comedies have generally become in recent years it is a pleasant change.
cydermaster Shear genius!!! This sitcom just keeps getting better!!! 18 Episodes in (18! - you don't get that on terrestrial) & it still has me wetting myself every week. Catchphrases abound: "Its not normal","never confused","I'm cheeky me","Look at his face - its a picture","Back off Brussels","Damn my bean shaped face","COW! Never pulled a pint in her life","Mustards Yellow - not Brown!","They play bowls on gravel for pitys sake!" and "Do you remember when the Prof won £2 out of that machine". Funniest telly since the Fast Show.
dave-346 i have been watching this show, which is on it's first series, after seeing interviews with Al Murray in a lot of the monthly magazines. Al plays a sexist, narrow minded, stubborn landlord of what must be the scruffiest pub in Britain, where only the 5 regulars seem to be the only customers! The laughs come thick and fast as Murray rants about women, the French('they're up to something!!') Brussels, and pub theme nights('the only theme a pub needs is BEER!!!') Julia Sawahla(Absolutely Fabulous) plays the brash, foul mouthed Aussie barmaid who never gets paid, and Phil Daniels (Quadrophenia) plays the local slob who keeps getting barred out!If you like the humour of 'Harry Hill' and 'Bottom', then you'll love 'TGMP'.