3 Ninjas

1992 "Crosses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Home Alone!"
5.3| 1h36m| PG| en| More Info
Released: 07 August 1992 Released
Producted By: Touchstone Pictures
Country: United States of America
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Each year, three brothers Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas visits their Japanese grandfather, Mori Shintaro whom the boys affectionately refer to as Grandpa, for the summer. Mori is a highly skilled in the fields of Martial arts and Ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques. After an organized crime ring proves to be too much for the FBI, it's time for the 3 brother NINJAS! To use their martial arts skills, they team up to battle the crime ring and outwit some very persistent kidnappers!

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cj_rm It's too bad I can't rate this at a .5 because I would. Movies like this and surf ninjas are playing a huge role in continuing to make our children dumber. The acting is just gruesomely terrible, the story line is just as bad and if I had a chance to play in a movie like this, I would think about how much I would be regretting it for the rest of my life. Even back when this movie first came out and I was in the second grade, I knew this movie was stupid then. This movie is so sad, if you love your children and have a hope of them turning out to be something some day, don't let them see this, it will only damage their minds rather than inspire them.
Arlis Fuson I remember when this came out a lot of kids were nuts about it. I guess I was a bit too old to get all excited and I was a fan of real martial arts films and always found this a bit cheesy.In the early 90's we were swamped with programs such as this making kids feel like they could fight and be a power ranger or an equal to these kids on 3 Ninjas. I think eventually parents and film makers alike got sick of it because all we had in reality was abunch of kids going around punching and hitting everyone.Many kids movies have some big point they're trying to make and its nice for your kids to watch and get the message, this one doesn't have any message at all...it just exploits a million difference things in less than 90 minutes.The movie has no great visual qualities but would one expect it to? The acting is pretty bad. Victor Wong is a cool actor but it was embarrassing to see him here.. The short, fat, gimped eyed old fart as a powerful ninja that was just hilarious. The kids over acted way too much and the youngest ninja Tum Tum was maybe the worst kid actor I have ever seen.The movie has a plot that anyone knows before they even read the review. 3 ninjas...yea you know they're gonna fight a bunch of bad guys and win obviously... Need I say more. Sorry if I spoiled it for anyone.With all that said KIDS WILL LOVE IT. This movie is aimed at kids and only children could enjoy it. If you don't mind your kid seeing movies about kids fighting this is a good movie to let them see. If you don't mind allowing your children to see complete garbage that has nothing to do with real martial arts, real acting or reality period then you have found a movie for your kids... I say kids because I think even the girls will like it... I recall all the girls having a crush on Rocky.2 out of 10 stars because I think you can make a movie for kids and still make it enjoyable for adults..this movie failed big time at that.. It is beyond cheesy and nothing original or unique and I would not allow a child of mine to watch it... Kung Fu the TV series is on DVD and there's tons of great Shaw Brothers films out there...Why not show your children things that will really entertain them and not make them dumb along the way, perhaps even teach them some moves and not just how to kick a man between the legs as grandpa did on 3 Ninjas...no no no...never kick a man between the legs ...never .. thats so unninja like.
Lynne Bates WARNING! THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS! The best dang' film ever, dudes! I first saw this, like, most excellent movie ever, when I was like, gnarly 8, man! Seriously, dudes, if ya haven't ever seen 3 ninjas, like, see it, man! excellent! Firstly, there are 3 way rad ninja bros, dude! They have these, like, way bogus names, dude! Somethin' like Rocky, Tum-Tum and colt! They do these way rad things, like overthrow these shuck - evil dudes in a poorly executed cash-in on Home Alone, and get kidnapped on this, like, way big ship thing, man, and break-out, and take-on, like, 100 evil ninja dudes! Gnarly, man! how, like, bogus is that, man!? These kids, are, like, way 10, and 11, and crap, and they do what Mcauley Culkin couldn't do, like, not even in The gnarly Good Son, man, that movie where he tried to kill Elijah Wood, man! If ya liked stuff like Home Alone, or Teenage Ninja Turtles, like, even Bruce Lee stuff, you're' gonna' way love 3 Ninjas, man! It is pretty cheap on Ebuy, and stuff, man, so, like go off of IMDb now man, and go on Ebuy, and, like, get yourself a gnarly copy, man! If ya can't do that, some cool guy has it up-loaded on YOU TUBE, man! So go see it now, man! Now!
wardo_7 This is pretty much the best movie EVER!! You probably have never seen or heard of any movie BETTER!! It pretty sweet, wicked, awesome and RAD!! Can't you tell I love it just more than a TAD!!Alanna loves this movie TOO!! We both watched it, and so should YOU!!This is pretty much the best movie EVER!! You probably have never seen or heard of any movie BETTER!! It pretty sweet, wicked, awesome and RAD!! Can't you tell I love it just more than a TAD!!Alanna loves this movie TOO!! We both watched it, and so should YOU!!This is pretty much the best movie EVER!! You probably have never seen or heard of any movie BETTER!! It pretty sweet, wicked, awesome and RAD!! Can't you tell I love it just more than a TAD!!Alanna loves this movie TOO!! We both watched it, and so should YOU!!