ericxton really now ...it gives new life to the bad guy "slasher" killer for once ...he (the bad guy) has personality ....whoa ...hold on now, a bad guy that kills and then pretends to be scoring a touch down thats ridiculous!!! ...come on thats great ...and ron as the bad guy that was great....the acting was pretty good for low budget, the story, OK sure it was an old one - kids get stuck out in the middle of no place and get killed ....but then you have its redeeming factors like ...hey I'm a priest let me bless my pee and use that for holy water !!!!! thats great !!!! you know the more I'm on here (imdb)the more I'm realizing that people over complicate movies .. i mean the point of movies is fun ...FUN PEOPLE FUN!!!!! not "hey i saw the stings holding that guy up" or "that monster looks cheesy" hhmm did any of you ever think maybe the people making the movie were having a good time with it so you should too ??? I'm betting that the people making this film, had a great time and you know what ...so did i ....(4), vocalist- GOD IN A MACHINE

chiantang_tw This is a bad movie, but is it so bad it is good? For me, it wasn't.This is an indie-style horror flick. But it's one of the 2005-era "horror comedies". So if you're looking for chills, you will be disappointed - there really were no scary moments.There's a lot that fails. Some of the acting is brutal. The story is full of holes. Some of the dialogue (a lot of it) is extremely poor. All of the scare moments and many of the funny moments fall flat.Despite that, I feel a little guilty to pan this film. There are some nice ideas, some of the actors turn in a good performance, the atmosphere in places is even well-done: at times it is dark, dreary and confined which is why it's a shame the scare moments fail.** spoilers ** Ron Jeremy is largely wasted as the killer. There are no in-jokes about him except the one deleted scene in the DVD.The idea of broadcasting the sins of the victims through the TV really worked for me. But Ron kills pretty much indiscriminately when he's not watching the TV, so that pearl of an idea was really wasted.Sigh. I could go on complaining, but I'm too disappointed. This was almost a camp classic, but I can't even recommend it as a cult movie. Frustrating!

wrlang Andre the Butcher is about a satanic demon that took the place of a family man butcher who lost his family and takes up performing his profession on everyone that stops by. A ridicules film whose saving grace is that it is supposed to be demented, and that it is. Cheerleaders, convicts, and cops all get in on the act and fall prey to the butcher. Ron Jeremy plays the butcher in a way only he can. Of course with Jeremy, you would also expect to find gratuitous nudity. Luckily, it's the cheerleaders and not Jeremy. If you like mindless demented films with little redeeming qualities, this is for you. At some point during the film you will snicker and walk away shaking your head. Perhaps you can make it to the ending. And would someone please, please, kill that darn half a sheriff that keeps popping up on the screen. I bet he's even in the sequel.

stevelaing this is one of the most dreadful flicks i have seen in a long time the tubby old porn star Ron Jeremy who's description in a earlier comment is rather insulting to all the blokes/lassies, who know him from VHS long ago porn films, as he has to act out very badly written scripts,and he still does it......i agree the film is totally waste of film but u cant say you have seen Ron Jeremy in a flick without taking his clothes off.........lol even though there was a hint of porno, but nothing revealing, so if you are looking for cheap thrills, watch the rabbits in march.........after a few Min's in to the film i started wondering if the garden shed needed painting....uh huh that bad,AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE