Bikini Spring Break

2012
Bikini Spring Break
3.1| 1h27m| R| en| More Info
Released: 26 June 2012 Released
Producted By: The Asylum
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://newsite.theasylum.cc/index.php/titles/detail?id=d9546c3a-0ced-e311-80c1-782bcb56fee6
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A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Fort Lauderdale during Spring Break.

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jmatrixrenegade Add or or two starts if you are watching it late at night, changing channels while doing so, only watch a few decent segments (like the beginning locker room scene) or are drunk.This is not high art. It is boring in large doses. But, relatively painless in small doses and a few of the women are nice on the eyes as well as pleasant enough actresses. And, you have Robert Carradine who earns his paycheck while mostly retaining his dignity.A few reviews gave this a crummy rating. But, really, what does one expect of this sort of straight to um DVD / cable stuff? On a curve, I'd give it three stars.
mdada I enjoyed this movie more than I can give credit here. I felt every one was very natural in acting, in body or scenes. This film gives a very realistic perspective of beauty vs some very out of ordinary people. All actors looked very real life and every thing was real life. Story was little bit shallow but so is the case in many good ones and depth of story is never a barometer of entertainment. Ending was sort of less dramatic which probably caused this to loose some votes but that happens. In real life I have seen people winning grand prize because there was no one to compete. I felt at home in every part of this movie. I am myself a movie making wannabe and this is very inspiring vs trying to make Transformers.
Melissa Usaki From the cover DVD photo you can tell that the girls are as old as Saggy Maggie, and the one with the red wig is chubby as hells. Comedy my asshole. Keep looking if you want to watch a sexy comedy. There are two things that I do not do...guys and this movie. OMG why did I watch this movie for almost 22 minutes? My rabbit was recharging, and I needed to kill some time. The old and dated "Bikini Carwash Company" and "Bikini Summer" do a better blowjob of movie entertainment than this piece of poo-poo. Yes, I said it. Poo-poo and Doo-Doo is what this movie makes me think of when it is on the television. If there had been some "2Girls1Cup" action going' on in this one, at least it would have been shocking. Next time, just go for the gold and watch "Showgirls" 1995 with Jesse Spano. It's a guaranteed full on c-chubby.
Professor T&A What makes this movie so spectacular isn't the great writing. It isn't the wonderful acting, either. It's the women! Each one of these unlikely band nerds has an amazing body with absolutely impeccable breasts. The opening credits let you know that this movie is pure eye candy. Revenge of the Nerds' Gilbert co-stars as the alcoholic band director of the hottest community college band on Earth. For some reason only the hottest girls are made to travel across the country in a school bus for a band competition. The hijinks ensue as these beauties find themselves broken down in a town right in the middle of Spring Break. Pop some popcorn and grab a beer because this movie is available to watch right now from streaming Netflix. 7 out of 10 on the T&A scale.