Copper Mountain

1983 "a Club Med experience"
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Released: 07 July 1983 Released
Producted By: Rose & Ruby Productions
Country: Canada
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Two friends travel to a ski resort, with one looking to hit the slopes, while the other spends time trying to pick up women.

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deepfriesinquisitor1 Yer, here's a spoiler for you. It's in my pants after this movie infected my body and i Sharted out a huge pile of what can now be called copper mountain. I have seen this movie six times. Its like being called in to see your mates really dirty excrement in the toilet bowl. Its so disgustingly bad but you just have to see it and stare and wonder how such a steaming pile was allowed to exit someones a hole like I'm sure copper mountain did.58 minutes of pure vomit cereal. Try and work out what the f%ck the joke is in the locker room. "He said his name was hot shot and that he drove a truck and i said good luck" WHAT THE F%CK!!!!!!!!!!!! At least the soundtrack was good.............NOT!!!!!!!!! Half the movie was poor live covers by F%ck knows who. Some old dude and a hag and a seedy looking porn star. The best song came from Carrey with a killer rendition of Mr Bojangles.Jim Carrey also let out some gut grumblers in this one. Watch out for the hot tub scene. Jacq Custeuax happy feet!!! Deserved an Oscar.Buy this movie and vote. It deserves to be in the worst movies of all time. Right up there at number one
alexmoerman86 I would prefer to staple my fagina (which I would have to grow first), than watch this festering gunt scab of a film (again).I literally wigged out and had to turn it off (with my toe) after consuming marajuana. If I was pregnant, I dare say the child would not have survived the associated noise.Despite this, I have seen the venereal masterpiece several times. I am about to watch it again. Gunt save me.Billy Frankenstein is a movie I have not seen, stay tuned for a review shortly.Copper Mountain 2 (otherwise known as the apocalypse; see "Revelations") is due out my armhole this fall.Seriously, watch this film, it is an absurd (absurb) truth that Jim Carrey's career continued after this atrocity. WHAT PHUCKING MOVIE RUNS LESS THAN AN HOUR (besides bambi, which was totally sweet {and sad}).Ps. I put the bop in the bop shoowop shoowop.Pps. This movie is awesome and you can get it from ebay fairly cheap, and is absolutely a steal if you can score it for under $30
jgoodburn There is nothing good nor remotely redeeming or endearing about this pile of po0py. Sadly, I spent 99 cents (cdn) on it (about 10 cents US). A quick check of the director David Mitchell's other films shows that they are all of the same outstanding caliber . . . The worst part is that I watched this piece of po0py twice. I fell asleep about 10 minutes in, and when I woke up to the ending Rita Coolidge LIVE! segment, I thought "geeze, must have missed the good stuff." Turns out the ending credits are the good stuff.It doesn't even count as ski porn. Basically, this was a p!$$-poor winter-vacation for Canadian "celebrities" that was probably funded by the Canadian tax payers in the form of tax-write-offs and credits. SPOILER WARNING: Here's the summary of this 60 minutes of po0py: 0-10 minutes: Opening credits, done on home computer, over beauty shots of Colorado, with the worst theme song I've ever heard, with singing out of key, etc. She couldn't keep a note if her life depended on it. Some minor banter between the driver (Thicke) and passenger (Carey) about the latter's inability to pick up women. 11-15: Informercial bit. Check in at Club Med. More banter. Check out ski bunnies. Talk to some french ski pro who speaks glowingly of Club Med, and their peculiar take on resorts. Frenchie talks through his resume and trophy list.16-30: Jim Carrey does Sammy Davis Junior impression on an open microphone, and finds that the band is p!$$ed off at him. Band is moments later impressed by his abilities, and decides to play a tune. Actually it becomes 10 tunes. Not much dialogue.31-37: Thicke meets up with some guy who looks like George Hamilton and they take off in helicopter. Not much dialogue. Some big mountain skiing ensues. Only good part of film, other than opening and closing credits.38-50: Back to music video of unknown band, interspersed with some ski competition that Thicke loses. Can't remember details. Was sleeping. 51-55: Jim Carey goes for beginner ski lessons and chases ski bunny onto double-black diamond run. Makes it thru trees without killing self (too bad). People at base are impressed at his prowess. Breaks groin at bottom of hill, and meets two ski bunnies who take sympathy on him.56-60: End roll over Rita Coolidge at Club Med "Bar" . . . Ronnie Hawkins plays himself as backup to Rita Coolidge.
Reg Franklin This film was little more than a vehicle for Club Med and Rowdy Ronnie Hawkins. If you actually go thru the movie and time it, The musical numbers get more air time than Carrey or Thicke. Odds are this is something the two of them try to leave off their resumes. I will say Carrey is humorous in most of his appearances, displaying a dead on imitation of Steve Martin in one scene. My interpretation was the director realized that the story was only 20 minutes long and had to insert 40 minutes of concert to ensure it could at least possibly pass as a made for TV Movie.I got this as an Xmas gift, only saw it recently, and am going to trade it in ASAP. It's the thought that counts, but....yeah......