wbswetnam I got this film with an Amazon 50 movie pack, the Mortuary of Madness. it's something about how these pirates deposited a treasure along a river bank a long time ago and their ghosts (?) still defend it from overly-inquisitive locals. The movie looks like it was filmed on the bank of some small stream - I guess the location was cheap enough, huh? The characters battle it out with what look to be homemade pirate "weapons" and whatever pirate-looking clothes they could scrounge up at their neighborhood Goodwill store. There is some nudity, especially one silicon-enhanced pirate woman who will use any excuse imaginable to bare her breasts for all to admire; she does so frequently. What I find most confusing of all is that IMDb says the movie had an estimated budget of $500,000! So after they spent the $35 on pirate clothes, a few thou on Ron Jeremy's salary, and another $8K for the bolt-on titties, where did the remaining money go, I wonder???

harrisbinkhurram Looks like the whole movie has been shot in the back yard of the director's house. Oh man the place where the treasure was buried... the worst acting and the worst script i had ever seen, i can't believe i wasted my precious money and time over it, i broke the DVD as soon as the movie ended. Fifteen minutes into the movie you think that its a footage made by amateur university students.... then you come to know that THIS WHOLE THING IS THE MOVIE......You'll get killed if the pirate saw you, he'll just kill you with one action of sword, hook or hand and a fountain of blood will run out of your body.... Inappropriate cheap sex scenes, cheapest audio quality and cheapest movie equipment ever used....Looks like A movie made under 10$ budget.The worst movie on the planet.....Please vote zero for this one,

aius24 I have seen a lot of bad movies but this one is unbelievably bad. I wonder if this was made by mentally challenged people because no same person would do such a thing (it is impossible for me to call this a movie), and on top of that release it for the world to see it. And those "actors"...oh, man, those "actors"... are they so desperate to get in a movie? This thing shouldn't even be on IMDb... it should be at most on cartoon network bloopers or something. Anyway i'm just going to keep writing some about this thing since i have to post like 10 lines. How high do you have to get to be able to commit such crime against the human intelligence? Retarded movie!!! Don't waste time of your life with this!!!I am begging you! Please let us vote with 0 too

mishgal i been watching this movie with my wife last night,and i am a real fan of gore movies,at the first 10 minutes of this film you are sure that you are gonna watch a porn movie,but for my surprise it was a real refreshing movie-good metal music,sexy body language and great b movie saluter effects. i cant said it is a good movie but yes it is a cult movie. for the metal lovers you must see this crap. but beware-terrible actors,bad script,and a cheap video camera but the atmosphere is great,and the story is a nice legend about pirates and love story beyond death. and Ron Jeremy for his life role you must watch this movie!!!!!