Death to the Supermodels

2005 "They're Drop Dead Gorgeous."
Death to the Supermodels
2.3| 1h24m| R| en| More Info
Released: 25 November 2005 Released
Producted By: Supermodel Movie LLC
Country: United States of America
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This sexy comedy finds the world's greatest, most eccentric supermodels gathered on a deserted island for the swimsuit photo shoot from hell

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Enchorde Recap: Tiffany, a perky (which she won't admit) editor at the magazine Merle has an idea to bring the top five supermodels to an exclusive and remote island for a spectacular photo shoot.But when the eccentric and quite annoying supermodels are brought together everything starts to fall apart. First it seems normal, models not eating, not talking to anyone, and putting up ridiculous demands. But when they start to die it really quickly develops to a disaster.Comments: I must admit. The title intrigued me. Sure, I could guess that this was a bad movie. But I had to verify that, it could have been one of those rare gems. But the verdict is clear, bad and boring. About at the same time the photo shoot in the movie starts to fall apart, so does the movie. And it never recovers. Actually, there were some moments where it was a little funny. Had they taken the movie in a new direction from one of those moments, it might have been saved. Instead it got worse, all the time.The plot was as shallow as a stereotype supermodel and not much extra effort was put in any other areas. Not too much to tell about the acting because the script was really bad. For example, how you turn dying by farting into something other than total failure I can't imagine. If you can pull that off you deserve an Oscar, and deserve not to be in this movie. How you can put that in your script and believe that your movie is any good is beyond me.A good idea that turned out really, really bad.3/10
ichocolat One word to sum it all .. Abominable ! This movie oughta be brought to the court for crime against humanity.. Is it that bad, you asked? Yeah, it is that bad!The movie boasts Playboy beauties (if you consider a woman with armpit hair that will make most balding men jealous beautiful, that is) and it might whet men's appetite to watch this movie. But let me tell you one thing, they are not born in this world to be good actresses. They are too awful, to say the least.The two really really weird gay guys in the movie are also very annoying, it made me wanna puke. Nuff said.All in all, this movie stinks and should be avoided at all cost.
Scott Emick I watched this movie at work and got some laughs. Maybe if I had a few drinks it would be funnier. The best thing about this movie are the two "asexual" guys's (Gunther and Gerd) running commentary and Eva's character. These three pretty much make the movie. They could have made a movie "2 asexuals and Eva" and it would have been more successful! Jaime Pressly's character could do a lot more. She talks to herself and attempts to entertain her supermodel guests with horrible singing and acting skill. She did a lot better job in Not another Teen Movie. I guess if you can see it for free like I did and have nothing better to do, it is worthwhile for a couple of laughs...
kathysclow Jamie is familiar to fans of cheesecake. She lampoons her fans mercilessly in this, which she co-produced. It is hilariously juvenile and sophisticated at once.Jamie has somehow recruited some very beautiful women to caricature their own images. Brooke Burns' "pout" is hilarious. It gets better and better, and reaches a nihilistic conclusion.I was amazed that she could come up with such a sophisticated riff. My initial google search did not show an e-mail address for her; I really would like to congratulate her on this. If anyone has her addy, please forward this to her.ChrisBangor ME