turtlkky Unfortunately the scale only goes down to 1 from 10. If possible this would be rated -10. One day while working at Blockbuster, a movie magically appeared on one of the shelves on the New Release wall. I picked up the box and it looked like an interesting movie to watch and I thought it was a twisted version of the movie "Critters". To my amazement I watched "Feeders" and it turned out to be the most awful movie I have ever come across. I could not even finish the movie and that is saying something. When I absolutely could not stand to watch this movie anymore, I immediately called my best friend and told him he has to watch this too. We are avid movie watchers and strive on trying to find really, really bad films and this one sure topped the cake. In fact, I had to black out this movie from my mind because it really truly was the worst movie ever made. I had to call my friend 10 years later to find out what it was called again. At the time it was not very hilarious but now it is. If you would really like to watch one of the worst movies ever made watch this one. I would be surprised if you could make it through the hole thing. The best, I mean, worst part of the film was the special effects. A school full of special education students could come up with something better for the special effects than the effects artists for this film. The aliens look like walking turkey legs. The previous comment explains it pretty well too. Whoever edited this movie forgot to delete the scenes that needed to be deleted. Needless to say, if this movie is to come out on DVD, I would definitely buy it. The only thing is if they were to build the DVD correctly, they should put the entire original film in the 'deleted scenes' section.This movie is a must see for those in this world looking for absolutely the world's worst movie. After watching this film, the IMDb's Bottom 100 are actually appealing. No other film can even touch this. If you think one exists, please contact me. This film should have a disclaimer. Please exercise caution if you wish to watch this film. It could be psychologically damaging and may cause a 10 year blackout period. This is not meant to be seen by movie rookies (Trust me, the truth has been spoken).

u2country Schindler's List, Casablanca, and now Feeders. These are some of the must see movies of all time. What can I say about such a classic? It's tough to begin. Feeders is the high tech thriller directed and staring the highly acclaimed Polonia Brothers, the same directors that brought you Saurians and Holla if I Kill You. If you like the movie "Alien" you will love this one. Not only do the Feeders come out of victims stomaches but they also spit acid. Truly terrifying and completely original.The movie begins with the Feeders landing in rural Pennsylvania, the perfect spot to begin a takeover of the world. They attack a few ugly people in town and then turn their sights to the Polonia brothers. After nearly 20 minutes of high speed action, and a brief cameo from Lynette from Suarians, the aliens finally reach Allen Polonia and make a clone out of him. This is where the movie magic occurs. One Allen is fantastic, two is orgasmic. Watch this movie and get a hard on. Allen is to die for. I am not gay but I would certainly rub that guy's back and lick his balls. I give this movie my biggest thumbs up. Watch it, and you won't be disappointed!

willywants "Feeders" opens with a lengthy prologue about how there ARE other intelligent life forms in the universe, then as the titles role, we watch a UFO, an impressive effects created on a 1985 Mackintosh, hover around anywoods, America. Then we meet the real stars of the film—the Feeders themselves, and let me tell you, these are some scary beasties. Standing a good one to two feet high (depending on the scene) with big heads, black eyes, tiny mouths and menacing faces. If you thought the title creatures in "Aliens" were scary, these creatures will have you sleeping with the lights on for the rest of you life! Don't be fooled by the fact that these creatures obviously have no teeth and tiny mouths, they are deadly, cannibalistic little buggers. In the following scene they eat a couple of richly developed throwaway characters (these scenes are EXTREMELY violent and unsettling, if you're squeamish I recommend fast-forwarding through them). Then we meet our heroes-- two guys on a road trip together. They stop in town for a few shots of the damage caused by a recent flood (the shots being obvious file footage straight off of the weather channel) and to hook up with two 40-something, overweight, super-hot babes. While driving to the park, they accidentally run over a man's foot, the poor guy babbling about seeing "little men". Upon bringing him to the local doctor's office, they lay him down on a table and the doctor pulls a towel over his torso, saying, "sorry, nothing I can do. He's pretty much dead." Our heroes offer to call the police but the creepy doctor says, "No, I'll call them later." So they leave the doctors office, neither feeling bad for killing a man nor having to deal with the authorities in any manner. They get to the park, only to discover—a blood-spattered human skull!!! Figuring that might be a bad sign and realizing it's getting dark (actually it doesn't look anywhere past noon but whatever), they decide to walk into town (the UFO's magnetic interference causes their car to cease functioning). Back at the doctors office, the cooky, spooky physician notices a rather large, computer-generated chunk of the dead man's body is missing, and upon investigating gets decapitated by one of the tiny, toothless alien terrors. Meanwhile, at the house of one of the obese, 40-something, super-hot babes, the said super-hot, 40-something babe, while preparing to hook up at the park with our heroes and the other super-hot babe, investigates a strange sound in her basement. Unfortunately for the poor woman, a feeder is waiting for her, jumps her, eats maybe three square inches of flesh from her stomach and kills her. Like the earlier death scenes, this is very violent and unsettling, viewer discretion is advised). Then the OTHER super-hot, 40-something, obese gal shows up at her house looking for her fat old friend, only to discover her gory, eviscerated corpse (well, a still photo of the corpse). SEVERAL feeders then ambush her, but she gets away by stomping the head of one until it resembles a pile of green macaroni and then frying the other feeder with a conveniently placed, fully-working flame-thrower. She then peels away in her car never to be seen again. Then we catch up with our heroes again, who, after an incredibly tense scene of suspense, investigate a house they find in the woods and determine it's safe. Well, it isn't safe, for not only are feeders getting in but also the UFO in which they've arrived is hovering above them. How will they escape this nightmare?I'm not gonna spoil the rest for you, but let me tell you the plot twists that follow are BRILLIANT. The ending will leave you in thought and wonder days after you first view the film. EVERYTHING about this film is fantastic. The actors are compelling and realistic, full of intrigue and nuances (check out the scene with the two super-hot, obese, 40-something chicks talking on the phone for some exemplary performances), the musical score—which puts the work of "renowned" composers like Bernard Herrmann, John Williams and Jerry Goldsmith to shame—is haunting, ambient and atmospheric. I can't wait to get my hands on the CD! The editing is top-notch (flawless in fact), I love how the actors are always drowned out by the music or wind blowing into the microphone, what realism! The direction is excellent. The overall look of the film is unique and appropriate in building suspense. The special effects are easily the best ever put to the screen. The aliens were great, but the visual effects were simply unbelievable. I thought I was looking at a REAL UFO!!!Buy this film today. It'll change your life, your perspective on the world and on the universe, you will become a grander, richer human being to your core. This film is truly, TRULY, the epoch of film-making.A well-earned 10/10.

GrampsSeth Try and imagine all of the positive things one could possibly associate with a movie. Exciting plot, suspense, humor, good acting, cool looking special effects, etc. Its a very rare thing to find a movie that unintentionally contains absolutely NONE of these things. Feeders (and its sequel) are such movies. I love watching bad movies. I usually find that the really bad special effects and the inept acting found in a lot of movies are hilarious. Although Feeders certainly contained horrible special effects and incompetent acting, there was nothing funny about this film. After what seemed like five hours the movie finally came to an end. I wasn't angry that the movie sucked. I wasn't sad, or disgusted, or anything else. I wasn't really feeling any emotion at all. It was as if my soul had been killed. And for the rest of that day all of the happiness and color and joy in the world was dead to me.Don't watch this film just to see how bad it is for yourselves. I did and I regret it.