conkeestador Don't believe any positive thing you've ever heard, read, or seen about this movie. This movie has not a single redeeming quality. Others have taken the time to write out a synopsis so I won't bother, but just think of the worst 1980 had to offer, formulaic sci-fi ripoff, cocaine-induced and you are exactly where the writers and producers were when this mess was hatched.Dorothy Stratten was no actress, and had it not been for her unfortunate demise and the subsequent pity party, she would be lost in obscurity. Don't get me wrong, she was extremely attractive and possibly even a nice person, but we see so little, and fortunately hear even less of her in her role that Galaxina is just a waste of time. Okay, the role of emotionless robot that eventually teaches itself to speak was perfect for her (you'll know right away what I'm talking about when she does finally speak), but good god man, she's a Playboy Playmate, why does she never even come close to taking her clothes off? Isn't it bad enough that she's really only in about 40% of the movie, but seriously, not even a topless shower scene or at least some side boob? I've seen less clothes on women in public in extremist middle eastern countries.I looked for this movie for many years and believe me I was quite let down when I finally watched it. It is actually one of the very few movies that I have actually trashed because it was taking up too much space.

MartinHafer "Galaxina" is a crappy low-budget sci-fi film...no way around that. Its only real standout feature is the movie's robot, Galaxina, which is played by the gorgeous and ill-fated Dorothy Stratten. If you don't recall, Stratten was the Playboy centerfold who was inexplicably murdered by her deranged husband...and it was brought to the big screen by the film "Star 80". Well, apart from a few TV appearances and movies, this is one of the only chances you'll find to see Stratten as an actress--though often the film gives her practically nothing to do as through more than half of the film she is mute. And, surprisingly, Stratten keeps her clothes on during the entire film!!Galaxina is a sexy robot aboard an intergalactic police vessel. She was not programmed to talk and shocks crew members who try to have their way with her! Why they would put this tempting thing aboard the ship, I have no idea. However when the crew is placed in suspended animation for 27 years, she decides to reprogram herself so that she can enjoy carnal pleasures with Sgt. Thor (Stephen Macht). Naturally, the Sergeant is VERY pleased with the reprogramming, but their love must wait as they land at their destination--a planet which is like the old west and "Star Wars" AND "Star Trek" combined! Is any of this worth seeing? No. The film is comedy and looks as if it was written by some 3rd graders. Some examples of this is naming the leader of the expedition 'Captain Butt' (Avery Schreiber), cursing and the copious bad jokes--none of which even approaches being funny or entertaining. If you're hoping to enjoy the film on a pornographic level, it's also a disappointment. Stratten is lovely to look at but has nothing in particular to do and the film is amazingly chaste. As for the sci-fi elements, the movie is a failure as it looks as if they project cost about $483.99 to make--with really awful makeup and effects. In particular, the orange planet not only looks bad but is horrible on your eyes. Overall, it's a horrible and incredibly stupid film with little, if anything, to provide interest.By the way, the look of horror on my wife's face as she watched this crap was priceless!!

makiprettywoman3 If go on Crackle you can watch this 1980 movie Galaxina. The movie deals with the adventures of the Spaceship Infinity and trying to recover this mysterious crystal the Blue Star. This movie is one of these spoof movies in which they were trying to poke fun at movies like Star Wars and Star Trek. Most of what happens is pretty dumb. You can tell this was a low budget movie.This is one of these movies which may make you want turn of the TV. I'm not going to say this movie was as boring as Gor. This movie is still pretty dumb. The movie starts out and it takes at least 6 minutes just to get through the opening credits in which nothing much happens. There isn't much action until they are told they have to find this Blue Star. For some reason they will have to go through cryogenic sleep for 27 years just to retrieve the blue star. You don't even find this out until part way through the movie.They eventually end up on this Alien Planet and this is when the movie turns into something that could resemble a spaghetti western. This is where it got really strange. They had aliens that eats humans. They even had a biker gang where the people actually worship a Harley Davidson Motorcycle. This movie was a real mess. You wonder who wrote the script for this movie.

mergatroid-1 This is a scifi spoof like no other.I have seen this movie several times and every time it gets funnier.Avery Schreiber is hilarious as Capt. Cornelius Butt, in charge of a Police Space Cruiser. This is Schreiber at his best, very funny guy. The police ship is sent on a mission that will require years of hibernation, so they get shore leave before they go. I can still hear them singing, as they march in unison down the corridor of their ship: "Porno, porno, porno lets go! Hail forth and ho hail ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho Porno porno porno lets go!...." During their flight, the captain's hibernation gets turned off by a creature that was hatched ala "Alien" when he ate an unusual egg earlier. The little creature thinks he's it's mother. When the ship arrives, the captain has so much hair he can't see where he's going, and he's aged so much he can barely walk.The mission is to find "The Blue Star". After anyone says its name (The Blue Star), there's a chorus of angels. When they get to the planet, they find that the Blue Star (ah aaaah!) has been taken by a gang of bikers who worship their lord and master Harley David Son (vroom, vroom)an old chopper they all pray to. We also find out that Galaxina has changed herself so she can be physical with the crew member who fell for her. As their making out, he's suddenly sad. She asks why, and he says "well, we can't, you know..." to which she replies "They have it in the catalogue".There are many classic moments in this movie, like the Human Restaurant that serves ...what else? Humans. They have "Lady Fingers" on the menu, and they're really lady's fingers.The people who gave this a really bad score just don't get it. Which is OK. It's a comedy/spoof. Take it for what it is and enjoy.If you you're not a big scifi fan, and don't like camp, then skip it.