blacklance124 as i was scrolling through netflix i came across this little title and i said well i thought "Iron Sky was gonna be bad but was pleasantly surprised by how well it was made. i can't let all that mental preparation go to waste why no watch the Asylum rip off of Iron sky and see if its even half of the movie Iron sky was." spoilers it is not. i didn't realize it was an asylum film till the credit popped up first thing when i started the movie and i said i better pause this movie get my note pad and a stiff drink before i dig into this turd. A little background i personally have never been able to sit through an entire Asylum Production till this one other than sharknado. kudos to these guys i suppose but most of the time i get 10 minutes into Asylum movie before i'm more bored by the movie than i would be looking at a blank screen for 2 hours first one that comes to mind that was like that was Alan Quartermaine but this one had all the star power Jake Busey can bring to bare so at least i got to see him chew the scenery for what felt like 2 hours. this movies actually comes in at 89 minutes with credits but there are so many moments i threw my hands up in the air yelling WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! i wrote down a few of my favorite lines just so i could quote them for you here it goes "Antarctica is the new frontier for medical research!" "When you live in Antarctica for ten years you hear things." "How are we going to escape?! Were just doctors." this movies only saving grace is that there is a CG MECHA-ZOMBIE- Hitler and he's mad. honestly i'd suggest if you're going to watch this one stiff drinks all around and you better be with someone to talk about this movie with because it is baffling confusing strangely blocked strangely acted and poorly written. rating as a movie i give it 3/10 as a hilarious cluster of a movie i still can only give it a 4/10. to much of the movie feels like actors acting like bad actors like when you see a TV show or movie in a TV show and they are chewing scenery like it was taffy. the effects are funny and half finished most the time but the rest of this movie its a hard sit.

WinnipegMedicalMarijuana Do not watch this movie if you do not like 'B' grade movies. Go into it with the idea that it is like an episode of MST3K; you will be rewarded.As someone else has said, I've got no idea how this movie was made or what the pitch to the money men must have been like.The basic premise is that Arctic researchers have discovered the secret underground world where the Nazis have been hiding and regrouping since World War 2; developing technology that would allow them to create the 4th Reich.Somehow the Nazis have managed to create laser weapons, flying saucers, advanced genetic technology, an industrial complex....and in the process none other than robot Hitler (really). Of course these efforts are spearheaded by none other than Josef Mengele.This movie is all over the map and any attempt to describe it in a linear sense will fail. Plot holes abound. Plenty of action, gore and surprisingly good special effects (robot Hitler is a large mech-warrior). Easily better than most of the talkathons nominated for best picture Oscars.WMM-watch it with beer and snacks-

TheLittleSongbird The good news is, Nazis at the Center of the Earth is not among The Asylum's worst. It did have a somewhat decent idea going for it, I can't ever class it as dull, it starts off alright, the gore is more imaginative than you'd expect and the photography is quite good. The bad news is, it's still not a good movie, even when I watched the movie knowing what to expect, mainly because The Asylum's already dubious reputation and also because of the weird title. While the photography is not bad, the special effects are, really bad. That is especially true of the cyborg. When it comes to how Nazis at the Center of the Earth was written that managed to be even more problematic. The dialogue is utter cheese from start to finish that has you laughing hysterically or rolling your eyes. Despite what people think and the constant "don't take this so seriously" jibes, I still found at times that the movie took itself too seriously. The story is ridiculous and while it doesn't bore you, you won't find anything surprising or new here, plus there are a number of touches like the abortion and rape that are incredibly distasteful. And if you are looking for credible science and history, look somewhere else, Nazis at the Center of the Earth manages to throw credibility out the window and present ideas that seemed good in hindights but are confusingly told. The characters are irritating and little more than cardboard stereotypes, while the actors give a masterclass in how not to act. So all in all, even when viewed in the right mindset and with an open mind, while nowhere near The Asylum's worst Nazis at the Center of the Earth is plagued by so many big problems that stop it from being good. 4/10 Bethany Cox

Theo Robertson When you've got The Asylum film company making a movie about Nazis in general and Dr Josef Mengele in particular you know you're not going to be watching anything less than car crash film making . A tasteless subject for cinema ? Certainly but we all remember that film where Laurence Olivier took on Gregory Peck's Josef Mengele which contained some of the most amusing dialogue heard in a 1970s movie . Okay the dialogue wasn't supposed to be amusing but any film containing Nazi despots that causes the audience to laugh out loud can only be a good thing . Would we be getting the same thing here ? To its credit this is not a film that can be described as boring . The premise of " Nazi zombies led by Mengele holding human experiments in the Antartic " isn't a film you see everyday and the grotesque tone of the film is very consistent . It's never a camp or jokey affair and takes itself very seriously which isn't necessarily a bad thing . After all if someone gets their brains pulled out or skinned alive by a Nazi doctor do we need a punchline ? It's certainly not a film that makes for pleasant viewing but no doubt the producers were aware of that and have resisted the temptation to make a blackly comical bad taste movie . Instead they've made a rather nasty exploitation movie centering around Nazi war criminals that while not being to everyones's taste does hold the attention