Matt matt
My passion for Western Movies lost out to Sci-Fi in the early 60s.Well, if you want to wallow in the goofiness and clichés of both highly abused genres without a speck of the po-faced seriosity that ruined Outland or Cowboys and Aliens, then saddle up! THRILL!...as a cast of recognizable faces chew up the scenery and their own careers with abandon! GASP!...as giant claymation scorpions stalk our heroes!LUST!...as a damn fine Bettie Page look-a-like cracks her whip! If you are one of the increasingly hard to find Fantasy movie fans with the ability to relax your sphincter, then I heartily recommend this, and it's follow-up, Oblivian: Backlash.If you are one of those sad little souls who think humor is just something used to spice up torture scenes, then watch this. It might do you some good.But above all, if you ever spent an afternoon in front of a B+W TV watching bad Cowboy and Indian movies and rubber-suited monster flicks, this is for you! Take a little trip to Oblivion...Where the YeeHaw! meets the CreeGah!
jayman_nl
Why did someone ever take the trouble to make this movie?? The only thing good to see in this movie is the foxy bad girl Lash.., other than that it has it all to make this movie suck: bad story, special effects that even for 94' qualify as worse than the worst, jokes that make one laugh out of misery and last but definately not least, some serious bad acting!!Some aspects that give a good idea about this movie: out side of town you may encounter enormous clay scorpions that kill upon sight, apparently one can read the future in a cup of coffee if you look in a special way, playing bingo during a funeral is considered normal, all street lights have fans connected to them (dont ask why, its the future ok?), there are frogs about a feet high that kill you when ur scared, when u chop off a cyborgs hand it turns into a flame thrower, ah well, need i say more??when should anyone see this movie?? either when you're with a lot of friends who are all drunk (including yourself), or when u feel the time has come to see a bad movie that just stays in your head because its SO BAD!!!
zmaturin
Yes, long boring stretches and the typical Full Moon incompetence abound, but that does not diminish the delight of Carel Struycken as a psychic undertaker or George Takei saying things like "Jim Beam me up" and "Great Scotty!" Be warned though- Julie Newmar is unbelievably bad as "Miss Kitty" (har har) and Isaac Hayes tried to do something different with his performance.... and fails miserably.
Balto-2
This movie's plot line turns itself around in so many circles it ends up making no sense. There is not enough action to keep you watching and most of it is just too fake. The writers of this film didn't even have a good idea.