disdressed12 there was this little gem.it's a horror spoof,and it worked for me.i found it amusing.there were some great one liners in the film.Scream owes a fair debt to this movie,as does the Scary Movie franchise.you may not laugh yourself into a stupor,but you'll probably chuckle a lot.i'm actually very surprised at the low rating(3.8)this movie has on this site.i would rate it much higher.people complain about the bad acting,but i think that was intentional.for me,i had a good time watching it and wood watch it again.incidentally,it's not a sequel to the 1974 movie Horror High.in fact it has nothing to do with that movie at all.for me,Return to Horror High is a 6/10

Vomitron_G Wooohahaaa! This movie's got George Clooney in it! Haha! Other than that, it's a bunch of silly slasher-spoof nonsense just like "Killer Party" (1986) was (though I'll have to remind myself again how I really liked those crazy & demonic last 15 minutes of "Killer Party", even if the rest of the film is too dumb for words). "Return To Horror High" sometimes tries to be scary, and sometimes it just goes for the comedy. But it's always ridiculous. That didn't mean I didn't like it, it's just that... well, it's a bad movie."Return To Horror High" just misses most marks, even as an intended horror-spoof (about some crew of teens going to an abandoned high school to shoot a horror movie based on some killings that happened there years before, or something). Staggeringly nonsensical at first, and later on wanna-be scary at best, the fact that it misfires on many occasions made it actually sort of a fun watch. The only thing that it has going for it, is that kind of 'we don't care'-vibe it seemed to have. Like if they we're making this movie any way they wanted to make it, and just bothered afterwards whether or not it would all work in the end. Or was that just me getting the wrong idea about this flick?You might as well skip "Return To Horror High" and seek out & watch "Slaughter High" (1986) instead. It's also a stupid teen-slasher flick, but at least it amps up the fun (more female nudity, some fun gory killings & a demented finale). Or you could invite some friends over, order pizza, get sh!t-faced drunk and throw yourselves a "Killer Party at Slaughter Horror High" triple 80's slasher feature. I can see these films going down a bit better that way. But be prepared for that hangover the next day... it ain't gonna be pretty.

hi low I actually remember seeing this movie in the theater back when I was in college. The audience was filled with drunk, high and hallucinating students. At that time I thought this was by far one of the worst movies I had ever seen but for some reason I felt captivated by it. Was it the drugs and alcohol that kept my interest?...I think not.Each time the director fooled the audience in a kill scene there was an anticipation that we weren't going to fall for that trick again... only to be fooled again and again and again. At one point we were all screaming in agony... people were yelling "STOP!...STOP!... For Gods Sake STOP!!!!! Thinking back I now realize this movie was a unique piece of genre. I can't remember ever seeing a movie with such participation from the audience even though it was in pure unadulterated agony. Good movies are suppose to provoke an emotional response and that response doesn't have to make you feel good.If you are tired of the same old predictable horror flicks than this movie is for you.P.S. You may want to have a drink or two before viewing this movie.

HAWKEYE PU!This was absolutely the WORST movie of all time! The only thing gory about this movie is from all of the viewers that poked out their own eyes after watching it! Sadly it is the BEST thing George Clooney has EVER done! Gee, I wonder why Maureen McCormick has such a great career?(!) You'll need to light a scented candle and two cans of air freshener to get the stink of this movie out of your house! AVOID wasting your money on this piece of crap!What were Vince Edwards and Alex Rocco thinking when they agreed to be in this turkey?!