The Rezort

2015 "A vacation to die for"
The Rezort
5.3| 1h27m| R| en| More Info
Released: 16 June 2015 Released
Producted By: Creative Scotland
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The ReZort, a post apocalyptic safari, offers paying guests the opportunity to kill zombies in the wake of an outbreak.

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tekoppar The entire movie is filled with clichés that will make you puke in your mouth. Then you've got the "twist" that's so obvious and bad it's a joke. How this movie even got made is a joke, talk about wasted money.
Andariel Halo EDIT: Apparently the big huge question I had of how does the Rezort keep up its stock of zombies is answered later in the film, in that they apparently mass murder refugees and make them into zombies to restock their supplies. But the answer just raises further incredibly stupid questions, like how do they get away with it without there being any questions or controversy, or the question of where thousands, if not millions, of refugees are disappearing suspiciously close to the island resort specifically meant for you to kill undead people. ---I'm new to the idea of bad B zombie movies and such. This one had a semi-interesting concept which almost immediately began to come apart. This is supposedly happening after a big apocalyptic zombie war in which 2 billion people died and ultimately defeated the zombies. There's now only zombies on a tiny island, where the white owner of the island sets it up as a resort for people to kill zombies. Right away this just raises incredibly stupid questions that I can never get over because of how pressing they are1) How does this Rezort idea sustain itself if the Zombie threat is over? They should only have a limited amount of zombies left. How has it gone on for almost 10 years without them running out of zombies?2) How has this "Zombie Park" not had dozens of people end up killing each other already? There's next to 0 gun safety or gun discipline at all, people can run around with fully automatic assault rifles on their own or in small groups with no supervision, and wave their guns around at each other. There should have been at least dozens of people severely wounded or killed due simply from clumsy gun handling, not even going into stupid idiots (like the two Gamer Guys) getting into moronic fights, or some lone psychopath going on a killing spree killing the human tourists rather than the zombies.There's a lot more stupid, idiotic things wrong that you could ask questions of, but apparently for bad B movies you're supposed to allow some degree of stupidity go, such as the fact that the zombies are only held back by electrified fences, so when the power inevitably goes out, they're able to escape the fences. But the aforementioned two questions were just too incredibly stupid for me to ever let go. But where the movie REALLY lost me, completely and utterly, was a scene almost half way in between two of the female main characters. One of them was apparently set to go with their fiancé, who dumped her before the wedding, and so she went because the ticket was non-refundable, and the other woman was a survivor of the zombie war and still suffering trauma from being a survivor.They have a painfully stupid, insipid little morality discussion about comparing humans to zombies, "who's the real zombie here?" and wondering if maybe they were wrong to win the zombie war, and wondering why they should've won. Holy effing shit. Nothing else in this waste of a movie can overcome the life-ending stupidity of that scene and that discussion
draciron Surprisingly good despite not much of a plot. The movie despite this actually builds suspense. You wonder which if any of the characters are going to make it. While the film borrows heavily from Jurassic Park and traditional zombie fare,that is not why you watch it. There is actually an interesting theme that is a bit over played, but still resonates and makes the movie a little different from most movies. The action is well done, though there are parts that are a bit rushed. The supposed surprises were easily predicted at the start of the movie. However the survival aspects of the movie carry it and make it well worth watching. Not in the same caliber as 28 days later but one of the better zombie movies made in the last 5 years.
ashley19872011 I do like zombie films & I stumbled across this on Netflix & I had to watch! Shame it never got the publicity it deserves... If you're familiar to the dead island game franchise to me it gives me that feels but you're paying to kill zombies instead... obviously till something went wrong... I highly enjoyed it