goldenashes-220-531796 I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film. 1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end... 4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film... Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!

Woodyanders Oh, goody! Just what the horror genre needs: Yet another hackneyed zombie opus done with a tired pseudo-documentary "found footage" angle ala Cloverfield and The Blair Witch Project. Well, this one strikes out something rotten in every possible way: Flat and sloppy (non)direction by Sergio Myers, zero tension or creepy atmosphere, cruddy and unconvincing CGI blood, annoying wafer-thin characters who spend way too much screen time yelling at and bickering with each other, a tediously drawn-out build-up, monotonous profanity-ridden dialogue, nausea-inducing hand-held shaky-cam nonsense, poor acting from a lame no-name cast, a trite government conspiracy subplot (yep, the government's behind the zombie outbreak), a forgettable score, and, worst of all, the pathetic wannabe cool and macho titular leather coat-clad zombie butt-stomper (a hopelessly wooden third-rate Big Arn impression by Joseph Aviel). Token name thespian Patrick Kilpatrick tries hard as an evil colonel, but he's unfortunately fighting a game, but vain uphill battle that he just ain't gonna win. To add further abject insult to already appalling injury, the use of multiple camera set-ups and different camera angles totally undermines the credibility of the whole faux documentary aspect of this turkey. Reportedly shot in a mere four and a half days without a script, this one's the absolute pits.

zombie-32 Wow First off I enjoy a) horror movies b) b-grade movies (or lower), and c) b-grade zombie flicksAs for spoilers - it is a massive whale sized pile of crap of all the bad film crap I have self abused by watching this in in the top 20 in at least No. 15 positionThe acting was varied from bad to insipid. Sorry guys and gals you may have put some effort in but you should not have skipped acting school. many seem to have enrolled themselves in the Charles Bronson School of emotional acting but failed due to lack of range.There was a script? I thought they were just drunken ad-libbing their lines.Directing? there was?Cinematography at best had a half arsed effort by someone who had heard of a movie camera. There was clear on the job learning as no previous training could be seen.

alanpbate Purchased this film on Filmflex after seeing a rating of 8.4. All I can say is that these scorings must have been written by the cast and crew. It is a dire film, disjointed, no decent storyline, non existent acting, crap cinematography......oh, the list is endless. I want my money back I want my time back. I want the hair that I pulled out watching it back Please, please, please save your time and watch paint dry somewhere! Complete and utter load of rubbish. Z list of the highest order. Why has this even been allowed on FilmFlex? It's utterly disgraceful to charge £4 for this! I would have preferred to throw the money into a lake than put a penny in the pockets of whoever commissioned this film.