The Grand Master This movie was incredibly painful to watch. If you wanted to torture somebody with a movie, this is the movie to use.Everything about it is bad. Ted Jan Roberts is hardly believable as the lead actor and his character is an annoying and irritating little brat. Jennifer Lyons looks way older than Ted Jan Roberts and she is out of place in this movie. Unfortunately her character was useless with very little intelligence. The main villain played by Robert LaSardo should have wiped the hero all over the floor a million times over but no, if that were the case then that would defeat the purpose of the movie. All the fight scenes were pathetically choreographed, the acting was disgraceful, and every bit of dialogue in the movie was horrible. The screenplay resembled something a 10 year old would write. Even the ending was atrocious.Should this movie NEVER see daylight again, then it will mercifully spare many viewers the pain of watching this disgrace of a movie.1/10.

HaemovoreRex Now this is one utterly rancid turd of a movie if ever I've seen one!I've just got to say it outright; The teen hero in this flick is without doubt one of the most loathsome, irritating, cocky little pieces of excrement ever to (dis)grace the screen! For a classic example as to why, just check out the sequence where said idiot takes on some of the bad guys in a shop. Before administering a beat down to the gormless fools our man.....erm, sorry boy, utters what must surely rank as one of the most veritably cringe inducing smart ass speeches ever committed to celluloid. To paraphrase our dolt karate kid wannabe it goes something along the lines that there's two things he hates, flat sodas and guys with tattoos (the head thug has one down his neck) - well, suffice to say my anal nerve almost gave out upon hearing such a crap piece of dialogue! Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of bad movies but this flick was frankly too horrific to bear and please don't even get me started on the utterly jaw dropping, atrociously crappy title song - Goddamit - To call it tacky would be to compliment it unduly!Trust me on this, of all the Karate Kid rip offs I've ever seen, this my friends is without doubt the most mesmerisingly pitiful, nausea inducing, weightiest pile of faecal matter of the lot. Simply put, watch this flick and you to will guaranteed, feel the overwhelming violent compulsion to tear the hero's head from his scrawny body with your bare hands!

kento-com this ranks right up there with sidekicks. although that comment insults chuck norris. the theme song is the absolute best part of the movie. guaranteed to get stuck in your head.i have actually watched this repeatedly as i had to show friends that absolutely anyone can make a movie about absolutely anything.action packed!! romance!! edge of your seat!!! rivalries! friendships! friendships from rivalries!! this movie has it all!!!! although having it all doesn't seem to be enough to fill this review.a horribly acted teenager macks on the neighbor store girl and gets her, then hoodlums scaring business owners out of there stores start a tussle with him and eventually he and his rival from the dojo and many other untrained unathletic karate kids beat up the hoodlums and keep their properties safe from the evil developer who sports "miami vice" style suits all movie. so if that doesn't convince you to watch it then nothing will. i'm excited just writing about it. i'm off to watch it yet again!!!cant lose with this one. tiger heart will always win!!!!

bob the moo Oh no. I sat down to watch this as part of a martial arts weekend on UK tv expecting a high-kicking swift fight-fest, after all it was on at 11oClock at night! I was so horrified when I watched it - but like a car wreck I couldn't stop looking. There is nothing good about this - please avoid it like the plague.Even if someone tells you it's so bad it's good - don't believe them - run for the hills and don't stop till you're sure it can't find you.