HaemovoreRex Following the death of Cheever, satanic priest and all round dastardly geezer in the first wonderful entry, there is a new opening for one of his followers to take his place. Sure enough, via a series of vicious boxing duels a chap called Hugh(!) assumes the mantle. It now once again falls upon unlikely superhero Catman and his friend Gus to finish the group once and for all. OK, I'll cut straight to the chase here; The first film, Catman In Lethal Track, was hands down a true bad movie classic on account of its consistently priceless dialogue, hilarious over acting from everyone involved, stupefying voice over work and enough daft scenes to sink even the Bismark. So what's wrong with the sequel you may well ask? Well, simply put, Catman is virtually not even in it! Instead Gus seems to headline here and even he appears in less than fifteen minutes. Matters are certainly not helped any either by the particularly awful Filipino 'action' drama into which the new Catman-less scenes are edited. Sure there's plenty of fights in it......actually that's all the protagonists seem to do in fact, but by gum, sitting through it is much akin to watching the skin form on custard. I'm further sad to report that even the dialogue has been drastically tamed down for this entry save for a few priceless little nuggets. A genuine shame all in all although I will say that the final five or so minutes are admittedly tremendous fun!

oflstwb02 This movie is absolutely horrible. If you enjoy gouging your eyes out while screaming in agony, you'll enjoy this movie immensely.It has exactly one sound for when someone hits someone else (bam!). Fights start for no reason, there's no continuity, the characters change continually (Catman himself's only around for a few minutes in the entire movie), it doesn't have a plot... I got the impression that it has something to do with nuclear weapons, but I'm not sure whatThere's a brilliant scene where someone tortures someone else by eating worms (the logic behind this isn't apparent)This is most definitely the worst movie I've ever seen... laughed so hard my cheek muscles hurt. Keep the fast-forward button close by...

HaxorLeet I want my 90 minutes of my life back.The director should be slapped.I dunno what's worse, the acting or the lack of funding for this POS.The actors should all attend acting school, and the sound person should be fired for using the same two punching sound effects throughout this whole monstrosity.I'm glad it only cost 2 bucks or else I'd be even more p***ed.The fact that there's no way of following the story and everyone ends all their conversations with a fight just goes to show the wonders of this director's creativity. The whole movie feels like an impromptu elementary school play.

TimeChaser What a stunning film this was. After the shockingly good first Catman film, I shortly found that there was a sequel made. I jumped for joy and quickly ordered the DVD of it from an eBay user. I had a strong feeling it could not live up the the greatness of the first Catman film, but it did. The plot about the nuclear starter with Catman and Gus was very well done, as was the plot involving the many Asian men beating each other up at random moments. The acting was outstanding. The man who played Catman is very talented and shows a very believable personality on screen. He and Gus make excellent partners. The villians were also stunning actors. The script for this film was just as good as Catman 1, too. I won't spoil it for you, you must see the movie for yourself to believe in it's pure excellence.All I can say is, this is a wonderful film. Anyone will love it. It's even a great family film - kids will love it! Go get a copy of it yourself, and bask in the glory that is Catman in Boxer's Blow!!!