The Phil Silvers Show

1955
The Phil Silvers Show

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EP1 Gold Fever Sep 23, 1958

Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.

EP2 Bilko's Vampire Oct 01, 1958

When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off

EP3 Bilko's De Luxe Tours Oct 08, 1958

When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.

EP4 Bilko the Potato Sack King Oct 15, 1958

When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.

EP5 Bilko v's Covington Oct 22, 1958

Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.

EP6 Bilko Joins the Navy Oct 28, 1958

When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.

EP7 Bilko's Big Woman Hunt Nov 05, 1958

Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.

EP8 Bilko and the Crosby's Nov 12, 1958

Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.

EP9 Bilko's Allergy Nov 19, 1958

Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.

EP10 Bilko and the Chaplin Nov 26, 1958

The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.

EP11 Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters Dec 03, 1958

EP12 Bilko's Secret Mission Dec 10, 1958

When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.

EP13 Bilko's Giveaway Dec 17, 1958

In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.

EP14 Bilko and the Medium Dec 22, 1958

Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.

EP15 Bilko's Bopster Jan 01, 1959

When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.

EP16 Bilko's Hollywood Romance Jan 09, 1959

A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.

EP17 Bilko's Grand Hotel Jan 28, 1959

Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.

EP18 Bilko's Credit Card Feb 04, 1959

Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.

EP19 Viva Bilko Feb 11, 1959

Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.

EP20 The Colonel's Promotion Feb 18, 1959

When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.

EP21 Bilko's Sharpshooter Feb 25, 1959

Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.

EP22 Bilko's Formula Seven Mar 04, 1959

When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.

EP23 Bilko's Ape Man Mar 18, 1959

Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest

EP24 Warrant Officer Paparelli Mar 25, 1959

Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.

EP25 Bilko's Godson Apr 03, 1959

When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.

EP26 Guinea Pig Bilko Apr 17, 1959

Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.

EP27 Bilko the Butler Apr 24, 1959

While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.

EP28 Ritzik Goes Civilian May 01, 1959

Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.

EP29 Bilko's Small Car May 08, 1959

When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.

EP30 Doberman Missing Heir May 15, 1959

Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.

EP31 Bilko's Casino May 20, 1959

Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO

EP32 The Colonel's Second Honeymoon May 29, 1959

With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel

EP33 Bilko in Outer Space Jun 05, 1959

Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them

EP34 The Bilko Boycott Jun 12, 1959

Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's

EP35 Weekend Colonel Jun 17, 1959

CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.

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8.4| 0h30m| TV-PG| en| More Info
Released: 20 September 1955 Ended
Producted By: CBS Studios
Country: United States of America
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The Phil Silvers Show, originally titled You'll Never Get Rich, was a sitcom which ran on CBS from 1955 to 1959 for 142 episodes, plus a 1959 special. The series starred Phil Silvers as Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko of the United States Army. The series was created and largely written by Nat Hiken, and won three consecutive Emmy Awards for Best Comedy Series. The show is sometimes titled Sergeant Bilko or simply Bilko in reruns, and is very often referred to by these names, both on-screen and by viewers. The show's success transformed Silvers from a journeyman comedian into a star, and writer-producer Hiken from a highly-regarded behind-the-scenes comedy writer into a publicly recognized creator.

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ussdixonjones I've been watching this show every time it gets on TV for another go 'round and now that it's not on TV where I'm at, I'm watching it on youTube! Phil Silver's Sgt. Bilko is one of the absolute genius comic persona of a fictitious character of all time! Actually, I don't know if the director or the writers had anything to do with the way he portrays the character. But I am assuming he did all the phony smiling, and facial expressions with just the material he was given. And boy, did he translate it into an unforgettable character. Sort of like what Ed O'Neill did with Al Bundy, except Sgt. Bilko is more defined, what a genius of a character!!!
rmestl2 "Bilko" remains one of the funniest shows ever aired on TV. Other reviewers have nicely captured the essence of the show, with one exception. Bilko pokes fun at every human foible, but without malice and nastiness. The show has a respect and love for us humans, warts and all.I have to agree that the "monkey joins the Army show" is the best, but my favorite remains the episode that commences with COL Hall being passed over for promotion to Brigadier again. After he receives the notice he places a call to Washington to complain, and as he waits for his call to go through he practices a tough response to the superior officer with whom he will speak. However, when the call is finally placed all Hall can say is "COL Hall speaking, sir" in the meekest of subordinate tones.Angry at himself for his meekness Hall roars off to Washington to complain in person, and a worried Mrs. Hall and the base chaplain send Bilko after Hall to rescue him.The next scene will resonate with anyone who has served in the military. Hall arrives at the general's office (which is filled with people waiting to see the general), and a rude secretary tells Hall he will have to wait a few days to get in.Bilko arrives, sizes up the situation, and through his usual fast talking wangles a golf game for "Jack Hall, the tiger of New Guinea" with pro Jimmy Demaret and, unknown to Hall, President Eisenhower.After the game, Hall, totally beatified, enters the clubhouse, sees Bilko (who asks about his game) and can only reply: "he called me Jack." In the next scene, Hall returns to the general's office and, Ike obviously having phoned ahead, the general rushes out of his office, embraces Hall while yelling "it's Jack Hall" a the top of his lungs.Hall returns home to Ft. Baxter with his star, but then he removes it, telling his crew that accepting the star would have meant leaving the base for another, and he couldn't face leaving his team, so he remained a colonel.All this in the space of 25 minutes! Truly a wondrous show. Enjoy.
policy134 Phil Silvers was a great comedian and by that I mean his characters were for the most part snidely, largely unsympathetic characters who had very little scruples. Here are all those traits wrapped into one person, Sgt. Bilko.Forget the 90's movie version with Steve Martin. The real Bilko is Phil Silvers and to think that this show came out in the 50's is a little astonishing. 50's sitcom were mostly about families and happy families at that. Bilko is not a happy fella even though he tries very hard to be. He is a con man who worries that he will get caught every minute of the day. That was the essence of the show. Bilko comes up with a grand scheme but there are always something that comes up to prevent him getting the thing he wants the most of all: All the money in the world.What makes this show so different from other 50's sitcoms is that Bilko is not a hero and he knows it. He is not self confident and he doesn't seem to have any real friends, just the ass kissers that follow him around all the time to get in on one of his schemes.When you look at sitcoms today, they have been sliding towards the level they had with the bad ones of the 50's. Family shows with a moral. That's too bad but this one is surprisingly fresh even after so many years. Too bad that you can't find an actor who would be able to play the character. Phil Silvers is the one and only Bilko. Bravo!
frankhartry Like everyone else in those days in the 1950s, i never ever missed the weekly episode of the 'Phil Silvers Show' on television. I recently purchased the 3 disc -18 episodes- set of the 5Oth anniversary of the show, here in South Africa. It was as funny as ever. Sadly, most of that excellent cast have passed on now, but a youthful Dick Van Dyke is in one of the episodes and Alan Melvin -Corporal Henshaw- narrated throughout. It brought back so many memories and sheer joy to watch these episodes of Sgt Bilko, that i sent away to the United Kingdom via e bay, for the full 142 episodes. They have just arrived in the post. OK, some episodes are showing a little wear but overall they are going to provide me with a lot of enjoyment in the days ahead. The comedy of Phil Silvers will never age as far as i am concerned. One thing that i will never ever understand is why they canceled the show after only four seasons when it was top of the ratings. But, perhaps that is why it has remained a classic for fifty years and will continue to do so for the next fifty and more.