azerman18 Date Movie is a failed movie, and the last time I checked, it was in IMDb's bottom 250. Now I know as to why it is on such a shameful list. The film is vulgar and pointless and it is like a broken record, and it repeats the same unfunny gags and jokes again and again. The movie makes no sense. The movie makes fun of romantic films and it is about an overweight girl who falls in love with a man with a British Accent. Many unfunny gags are used such as a cat making bodily dysfunctions on the toilet and a girl with an over sized butt. The film doesn't even parody the romantic movies, the film just makes them look far better. I didn't laugh once during the whole thing, and the definition of a parody is to make laughs. And that I didn't laugh at all is saying something because I thought that Epic Movie and Vampires Suck were both funny. To summarize this, this movie fails to do what other parody movies have done:exaggerate the parts/elements of a movie to the extent that it is funny. They don't exaggerate, they come up with non-relevant scenes that doesn't pertain at all to a parody movie. This movie is not worth your time. I am trying to save you from this horrible movie.

SnoopyStyle Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan) is a fatty and hopelessly undateable. Her father (Eddie Griffin) urges her to find a man. She falls for Grant Fockyerdoder but knocks him out cold. She gets the help of incompetent dating expert Hitch (Tony Cox). She goes on a reality TV show and finds that Grant is the bachelor. They get together but she can't shake his best friend Andy (Sophie Monk).This movie is unrelenting in spoofing every movie and TV show. Alyson Hannigan holds my attention for a little while. However the plot is little more than an excuse to jam in one reference after another. I get bored after 20 minutes. Adam Campbell is not a particularly good comic actor. The jokes aren't particularly good.

barryweir In an age where cinema is bogged down with lighthearted fare like 12 Years a Slave and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, comes a refreshingly original exploration of what it means to be one of the feline species. I feel sincerely that the director and writers should be extremely proud of taking on such a difficult topic with such aplomb, to say nothing of the fantastic cast, who breathe rich life into such well rounded characters.But really, the star of this piece is Jinxers. For too long have felines been forced to live in the shadow of their canine cousins. Often portrayed as ruthless, evil creatures hellbent on world domination. Finally, thanks to a shrewd script we witness the true side of the cat world. Intelligence, creativity and sexual prowess.To say that the feline defecation scene exemplifies cinematic art at it's finest would be an understatement. Creatively shot, it carefully depicts the skill and mental ability that cats bring to this world. With deft scripting we are able to witness a side of the feline not previously shown on celluloid. For too long have bigots trodden the cat name into the ground with falsehoods about litter boxes and small piles of faeces in the gardens of fellow neighbours. Finally the truth is revealed.At a time when Oscar nominations are going to such hacks as Robert De Niro, Jinxers executes his role perfectly. With subtle movement and flare he conveys the emotional trauma of cat crappery. People have dared to suggest to me that Jinxers is, in fact, animatronic. How offensive. Such a skilled performance could only be accomplished by such a fine thespian and people should miss his work at their peril.This movie is an unrequited masterpiece and I am appalled that this ever shallow world of low brows and Daniel Day Lewises more people are unable to recognise such fine artistry.

Splinter_ This movie is not as good as the Scary Movie spoofs, but better than for instance Epic Movie. Date Movie is also a sublime masterpiece compared to Pearl Harbor, the most horrifically bad movie in the history and future of the entire Universe.I read a few of the other reviews before I watched the movie, and I felt that the general opinion (and rating) of this movie is a little too harsh. It really isn't *that* bad.Movies like this are generally made as super light comedies: a series of sketches rather than a movie with a plot. That is what you should expect, and if you want more you will just be disappointed.If you are looking for something to stimulate your intellectuality, then perhaps you should try books instead? May I suggest philosophy, or perchance mathematics?If you are looking for ~80 minutes of light humor and a story you barely have to pay attention to, and you enjoyed the Scary Movie series, then this should be a decent choice. I laughed a few times through it. :)