jokeronthesofa This movie is better than it had any right to be. It stars porn actresses, was shot in 8 days, cost almost nothing to make, and it makes sure to take full advantage of all of this. It's weirdly self-aware, and the shameless nature of the movie only makes that self-awareness more endearing. It's not a "good" movie in the terms of traditional films. The acting is terrible, the plot is laughable, and the special effects basically don't exist. And yet, because the movie knows this, and knows it's following a formula, it steers into it and pokes fun at all the ridiculous things that traditionally happen in B-Grade horror film. This is basically just supposed to be a fun movie, and that's what it is.

jadavix This movie's title, "Evil Toons", is a misnomer. There is only one "toon" in this movie, so the word should be written in the singular. Furthermore, this animated creature only appears for about a scene and a half - in the beginning, when summoned by some mysterious ancient book, and at the end, when it is vanquished, promising to return in "the sequel", though I don't think they made one.Only the first scene really features any human-cartoon interaction, and this ain't "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" The animation is so poor that I assume the movie's micro budget couldn't really afford to do it, even when it's this shoddy, for more than a few minutes of screen time.I think the four starlets were supposed to be college girls because, well, aren't they always? One of them looks to be in her early forties, and when the token slut invites her jock boyfriend in, he doesn't look any younger, with his thinning hair and beer gut.Of the four, only two are attractive, but of course they all show their breasts. The slut one is among the attractive half of the cast, at least until she takes her top off and we see some weird looking nipple location. Picture a bug-eyed boy with a fly on the end of his nose. I assume these are fake, if not because of their (not overly generous) size, certainly because of the nipples. Mother nature doesn't make them that close together, right?The other attractive one, and the only one who generates any sympathy from the audience, is played by the beautiful Monique Gabrielle, who looks much younger than the other three and only has one topless scene.The other two women have that bizarre '80s style hair that looks like animal fur, like they were dressed in Chewbacca costumes for their last movie and forgot to take the headpiece off. They look much older, if I haven't made that point strongly enough yet, and neither are much to look at, besides.Aside from Gabrielle, the movie does have something else going for it: Dick Miller. Miller is good in anything. David Carradine also shows up, looking suitably creepy, but not doing much else.This movie really has nothing else that might make it worth watching. For a movie supposedly about "evil toons" there is only one toon who is badly animated and barely glimpsed, most of the women are old and ugly, and the "story" is just cliché without any life at all. This is for Monique Gabrielle and Dick Miller die-hards only.

blaatman let's begin with the good news, it has naked boobies. the bad news is that its kinda like terror toons but without the humor and great gore and so on. of course a b-movie is just what it is. a b-movie. but evil toons is just missing to many elements of a good b-movie what makes it, well, just plain boring. would have been cooler if the toon would be visible as a toon throughout the whole movie. now you only get a glimpse for about 5 minutes. and a jackie chan movie would probably have more gore than this film. so if you see this movie in the store, just ignore it. it's really not worth it. not even for those who are into b-horror. only good to whipe you're butt with after a Mexican beans dinner. it does have naked boobies though =P.

Bogframe Face it, Evil Toons was never conceived as Oscar material. It's a deftly crafted spoof on every B & C horror movie made in the last 50 years. You have your typical Blonde, Brunette & Redhead with their brainy friend (she's the one with the glasses, natch) bimbos who get a job cleaning out an old house. They find an evil object, release a nasty spirit and get killed off in ways that reflect who they are. Then your cameo (David Carridine) comes in and tells the surviving (smart) one how to repair the damage, and everything comes up roses. Looked at it this way, you have a quickie shoot transformed into a masterful spoof. I loved it, you will to, if you don't take it too seriously!