hrkepler
'Fateful Findings' is supernatural conspiracy thriller with twist ending that fill shock and amaze you. Neil Breen has praised into same level as cult heroes like Tommy Wiseau and Ed Wood. And deservedly. 'Fateful Findings' is so bad it's masterpiece. With every line of dialogue the hilarity ensues. Like Wiseau or Wood, Breen also does everything himself - produces, writes, directs and acts as a leading man, but compared to Wiseau Breen, although wooden, feels like Brando. Some scenes are tying to create lynchian atmosphere, and after that film I got the joke I once heard - David Lynch is basically poor man's Neil Breen.Amateurish and silly, 'Fateful Findings' is easily one of my all time favorites in the category of 'so bad it's good' mainly because no matter how bad you can still feel the passion of filmmakers behind this gem, and passion is important. Also, it seems that the crew might have had lot of fun on the set. Amazing film, and I'm saying it without being sarcastic.
keyspeeker
Citizen Kane is literally trash compared to this Beenilliant masterpiece
K2nsl3r
I haven't written a movie review in a while, but I had to log in to register my pleasure at the discovery of this magical movie. Like a piece of miracle dropped from heaven, it has such purity and innocence that is out of this world. Like a child playing in a bubble bath, a dandelion swaying in the wind, or a dog licking its own balls, this movie reveals to the world just how corrupted the movie business has become with its exaggerated love for "talent" and "skill" and "acting."A love letter to the lovesick, an orgasm without erection, there is something magical about Neil Breen's touch. So, bend over, close your eyes, and take it. You'll learn to love it.
tilpin
This is, along with Wiseau's "The Room," one of the more entertaining movies of all time, but Wiseau hasn't produced anything substantial since his magnum opus, while Breen is the gift that keeps on giving. After "Double Down" and "I Am Here .... Now," it's a pleasant surprise that Breen doesn't appear to have gone the way of James Nguyen, purposely making bad movies in order to cash in on his previous, well-deserved success. Breen is still apparently unaware, and that is a great thing.In the tradition of bad movies, it fails on every possible level, but in the tradition of good-bad movies, it fails on every possible level in the best way it possibly could have.The plot is nonsensical and impossible to understand. Character motivations make no sense at all, and the movie is full of random metaphors that may or may not mean anything.Breen's age relative to a particular actress makes even the casting more than questionable in the context of the film.I can't imagine how the acting could have been made worse. It seems like something out of a porno.It's all part of the charm. Get some friends together and drink a bit.