jefuab Now although Mr Lemon went on to successfully remake Back To The Future, Ghostbusters, Jaws and Star Wars, you might never have known he had it in him had you seen Keith Lemon: The Film in 2012. The film had enthusiastic audiences everywhere leaving the cinema well before its 85 minute runtime was up in anger and disgust. What was the attraction? We were lured in by the ever brilliant Celebrity Juice, aired on ITV2 since 2008, but our love of the sex-crazed host couldn't carry us through this dismal film. It is terrible. And it isn't "funny" terrible. It's actually upsettingly terrible. But that was 6 years ago now and Keith has soldiered on with Celebrity Juice, The Keith Lemon Sketch Show, The Keith and Paddy Picture Show, and Through The Keyhole. Stay away from the big screen Keith! You're doing just fine.

ArT_of_InSaNiTy IMDb should really introduce a rating of 0 as an option when casting your vote for a film. Because this diabolical abomination warrants it. It really does. It is utterly atrocious and in ways, sums up exactly what is wrong with the "Celebrity" entitlement that so many dreamers crave. That you could act like a complete imbecile and still have your own TV show or film. Could still make money and have your face on the big screen just because you speak with a foul mouth and broadcast an obsession with genitals. Its so sad to think that anyone would laugh at this film. That anyone would enjoy it. It has no class, no comical aspect whatsoever. And all the "celebrities" who crawl out the woodwork to get their faces in this film is shameful. A horror-show of a film; a complete waste of existence.0/10

keithgoddard-552-549644 I came on here and saw a Tsunami of negative reviews? i was 50/50 if i should watch it? all i can say is its Pretty good! the story could of been better BUT if your after a film with lots of famous actors this is it! They could of done more with it and asked the actors what they thought would of worked? Anyways its a small bag of laughs for sure plenty of boobs in it so not for kids and lots of swearing in it which i wasn't aware of? the plot is a spoof one so not to be taken seriously also there is a mixture of American humor and English which does work really well & its really easy to see it does, i don't think i would watch it again as i did get bored half way into it but as a first timer its worth the watch

richy1024 There has always been a temptation for successful television series to have a stab at the big screen. Unfortunately, as many have tried notably all fail to reach the heights they cheered on broadcast television. There was of course the noteworthy astonishing success of The Inbetweeners, grossing over £45 million at the UK box office. E4's teenage bonanza was undeniably a surprise package. Its plot possessed a distinct relation to its audience and their lifestyle, refreshing memories of drunken unities on economical holidays abroad with your chums.A year on and next in line to attempt the leap of uncertainty is Leigh Francis, with his ultra-successful character Keith Lemon, that of ITV2's Celebrity Juice. A similar audience barrier, similar purpose but a programme of distinct difference and quality done in a game show format. Celebrity Juice is quite simply massive in the UK, with various 'trendy' celeb names on board and the attendance of the female Ant & Dec it in Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton, i.e. Big Chest and Nostrils. Mr Lemon is charismatically known for his visualisation of clothing, 'strawberry' blonde locks, his raving Leeds accent, his flamboyancy and grotesque personality, groping his testicles as often as the assets of every female acquaintance he has on-set. Keith Lemon: The Film in essence consists of an alternation of these rudiments. The film is amateurish, poorly written and full of squeamish non-laughable habits that do not posses the same reaction they do on Lemon's enigmatic television series. The waves of hilarity are sadly non-existent on the full-size screen. The northerner's humour is flat, repetitive and bullied by too many sexual references.Keith's journey begins on a dirty sheeted bed, full of sweat and a potato sandwich. He then quickly morphs into a multi-billionaire over night by 'inventing' a new mobile phone with a squishy lemon on the rear. To cut to the trimmings, the script takes us through a tasteless party of celebration, paradise jewels and Kelly Brook. Kelly's acting 'skills' have never gone without notification. Efforts in Three (2005) and most recently in Piranha (2010) were forty winks material and nothing more than another medium for the model to flash her figure at. The 33 year ought to stay in front of the lingerie camera than ruin her reputation with even more supplementary remarks of fury at her on-screen capabilities. Furthermore, Verne Troyer seems to have raised the squeak and David Hasselhoff needs to close the curtains. Short cameos from a number of celebrity faces can be recognised from their attendance on Lemon's TV collection but apart from those bothersome Irish twins, Jedward, the list of others seem too embarrassed to be associated with the movies existence.Celebrity Juice will continue to flourish over the coming years, but once the programme adds itself to the endless list of witty slapstick TV schedule gap fillers, many would doubt Leigh Francis to create another lasting alternative to his current character. Francis will forever be documented as Keith Lemon, no matter how often he posed as Avid Merrion. The film is about as awful as La Vida Loca and Lemon's ghastly fitness DVD regimes. Save yourself the ticket and walk onto the next screen where you'll surely see the comparison between television and motion picture acting.