School for Seduction

2004
School for Seduction
5.1| 1h44m| en| More Info
Released: 03 December 2004 Released
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Country: United Kingdom
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An Italian temptress arrives at a school in Newcastle to teach a group of Geordies about the art of romance.

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RobCattani I only bought this because I am a long time admirer of Kelly Brook, and after watching it, I am even more in love with her, she's a rather good actress, two accents ? Italian and Geordie, well it surprised me anyway! It goes without saying that she is easily the most beautiful woman in the world, she is simply perfect in every way, but now she can call herself a proper actress too, I am just surprised she doesn't get more big movies, there are a lot of lesser actresses getting the jobs that Kelly would be better for, I found out today that she has done an episode of E4 teen show Skins now she is better than that.The rest of the cast were all cast well, and even the usually annoying Margi Clarke was very good.All in all a good British Film, with a decent storyline and Kelly Brook, what more could you possibly want?
markymnstr I analogize this movie to a good looking meal that looks like it should taste wonderful but no matter how many bites you take you can't believe how bland it is.The sound track was appealing and livened up the atmosphere.Definitely had its moments of humor but lacked cohesive story telling. It was like there were some good scenes, but not enough to string together. A missed opportunity that could have been a take off on Bridget Jones' Diary, or even Love Actually but fell disappointingly short.Sophia, (Kelly Brook) was of course gorgeous. The cast, overall, did a commendable job.
mediaskills In 'School for Seduction' I was hoping for a northern British comedy in the mould of 'Billy Elliot' or 'The Full Monty' ... or a lesser known gem such as 'The Bare Necessities' (1996). To be fair, the film does have some well-observed moments which could make good sketches in a female-viewpoint TV comedy show such as 'Smack the Pony'. However, as a full-length feature this movie is awful. The men are one-dimensional stereotypes straight from central casting whilst the women fare little better. The real-life Tyneside women I know are, without exception, stronger, wittier and a damn sight sexier than any of the cut-outs portrayed here. The cast do their best to inject some life into the lines they're given but as each character plods her way through an entirely predictable plot line it is difficult to sustain interest. Add a plot twist which is, in the true sense of the word, incredible and the production sinks without trace. For sisterhood solidarity movies give me 'Real Women Have Curves' or 'Beauty Shop'; for Northern British comedy give me 'Brassed off' or 'Blow Dry'. 'School for Seduction' - it just sucks.
iankeegan I was dragged along to see School For Seduction by my girlfriend who was dying to see the film. I have to say, I'm glad I went!The film was highly entertaining, and not just because I was able to watch Kelly Brook seduce everything from a broomstick to a room full of salivating men (a lot better than watching miss jones wibbling into her diary about hugh grant, I can tell you!). There was more than enough laughs, an engaging plot and some good emotional parts (for the ladies, of course).So, if you want to earn yourself some brownie points with that special lady in your life, take her to see School For Seduction (and you won't have to suffer the usual drawl that your average chick-flick spits out)