Biker Meth Everything made no sense. Why was Donald Pleasence a robot? It never said. Why did the subsonic speedcycle have to repeat everything three times? Why were the fight scenes half of the films running time? Why was the Professor Caucasian and his daughter Indian? Why did guns just not work for the omegaNazi's's?Questions that will keep me awake tonight.If you took mad max, the exact character of Dr No from You Only Live Twice, Kitt from Knight rider as an annoying Japanese motorbike and put them all in a blender you get something like the plot of this film. This was a tough watch, tread carefully.

lordzedd-3 This is not a horrible movie by any means, it's just not a good movie either. It's fair and only fair, so-so. Now I will tell you why. My favorite character is Einstein the motorcycle. That's right, the supped up motorcycle. Which really isn't saying much. The character names aren't really complicated are they? The Rider, The Professor, Henchmen. Didn't exactly rack their brains coming up with these names did they? Also, I would have explored more the world of tomorrow. The destroyed cities and what not. The cast does a great job acting with what they were given and I wish we got to see more of the Sewer Mutants, not much light in the sewer. All and all a fair movie but I wish they put more effort into making it a great movie and not settled for just okay. 6 STARS.

Rob_Taylor Oh my! This really is a piece of rubbish, isn't it. Luckily, I was able to watch it accompanied by the comments of Joel and robots, a la MST3K, so the pain was bearable thanks to their ribald commentary.Anyway, without repeating too much of what the MST3K gang said, here's my take on this awful, awful movie.To make a good (har, har!) sci-fi film, it appears you only have to have a limited cast, no plot worth a damn, have lots of smoke generators and add stupid sound effects to every mechanical device. The guns were my favourite effect. Although on the face of it ordinary weapons, they make the most ludicrous (and, after a short while, highly irritating) laser-like noises every time they are fired. And that happens a lot in this film.The hero (Robert Ginty) who has all the acting ability of a cigar-store Indian, talks in a dull, disinterested manner with just a hint of drunken slur throughout the movie, leaving you wondering whether he was drugged half the time. To say his character evokes no sympathy from the audience is like saying Hitler was misguided - a gross understatement.Persis Khambatta, as the love interest, is hardly less wooden than the hero and evokes even less sympathy, if that were possible. At least she had hair in this movie. Good job too, or there would be nothing about her character that had any life at all.Donald Unpleasant makes an appearance as Dr Evil but sadly there's no Mini-Me around for laughs. Likewise Fred Williamson shows up in this turkey, though he doesn't (like most of the cast) do a heck of a lot.Add in the hero's motorcycle, which appears to have a retarded Speak 'n' Spell built into it that dispenses such banal and inane pearls of wisdom as "Bite Me" and "Tubular" and the stage is set for the most awful movie experience I've seen for a very long time. The movie isn't even so bad it's good. It's just bad. Apart from the obligatory gun-fights and crappy locations, there isn't a whole lot to this film. Of particular amusement is the constant mis-spelling of the word "Perimeter" as "Parimeter" on computer screens.The funniest part, though, was the ending, where they set up the ground for a sequel. Thank God it never materialised. It didn't, right?The MST3K guys sum this movie up nicely. "It's not so much Mad Max, as Sad Max." See it only with their guidance and plenty of beer.

reverendtom I first saw this movie on MST3K, and it was my all time favorite. Even without the wiseass robots this is damn funny. I mean, from the stoner motorcycle, to Donald Pleasance as the blue print for Mike Myer's Dr. Evil character, to Robert Ginty's unbelievably wooden performance....oh man this is a great movie!!!! This and another Fred Williamson feature, Warriors of the Wasteland are the greatest of all the crappy Italian Mad Max knockoffs of the early to Mid 80s!