Leofwine_draca
BIGFOOT ISLAND is the first in this interminable '1313' film series that I've seen which doesn't take place in the same white Californian mansion. Instead this one takes place on a lush green island where the sinister presence of Bigfoot stalks the usual bunch of young shirtless men who spend an age wandering around and looking for direction. The change of setting is nice, but this is far from a 'proper' movie, just an excuse to show acres of naked male flesh while the director looks on and rubs his hands with glee.
revelock
Wow Wow Wow this may be the worst movie I have ever scene it's all just shirtless men wondering around for way too long and sometimes the worst looking Bigfoot imaginable appears and kills him, every male character is shirtless for no reason and when they get killed the Bigfoot doesn't even seem to be in the same area as them the director was that lazy. About the plot it is almost non existent, it's hardly explained at all. THE BIGFOOT costume oh my I could have bought that on eBay for twenty dollars when it runs you can see it is obviously just a guy in some cheap suit. Every walking scene and every scene in general goes on too long, a walking scene in the beginning lasted at least ten whole minutes and a shower scene lasted at least four, Never watch this movie or you may die of boredom.
chris d'a
I have never ever written a review on IMDb. But, this movie is SO bad, I couldn't help myself. Easily, the worst movie I've ever seen. The first 15 minutes are just scenic shots interlaced with some d- bag walking through the woods shirtless (count the number of trees he has to touch as he passes by them). A whole 15 minutes! The kid could use a gym membership. Then something happens. I assume he's killed by Bigfoot, but it's not shown. At this point , I was rooting for Bigfoot to tear this kid's arms off and beat him with them. Next , d-bag's friend shows up and he's shirtless too. Better yet, there is a disgusting shower scene with him. It's clean, which is more than I can say for him. They didn't even give him soap , so he's washing with his hands. Based on his body acne, he needs soap! 30 minutes in and there have been 3 lines of dialog. 3! All fake cell phone calls. We meet d-bag #3 who also enjoys walking around alone and shirtless. Good news! Only 45 minutes left! 30 minutes in...29 minutes of guys walking and one minute of a homo=erotic shower scene.Oh yeah! More scenery shots as d-bad #4 arrives! Shirt bound to come off soon. More bad cell phone dialog. Well, I wanted more dialog! careful what you wish for because the dialog made me miss the quiet walking scenes! The woman in the movie prays to a spirit lord. Something like "h great spirit Lord, avenge me." So I tried it too. " Oh great spirit Lord, give me back the last 45 minutes of my life!" And there goes shirt #4.You get the picture. There is no reason tho watch this other than you read this and said "it can't be that bad". Trust me, Save yourself! It's too late for me!
bobbyfar74
oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.
