jasonskinneruk Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best. Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best.

Tito-8 It's apparent after only a few minutes of watching this mess that the filmmakers just didn't care about the final product. Yes, I recognize that this film was meant as a soft core porn, and that engrossing plots rarely occur in this type of film, but this is simply a disaster from start to finish.Occasionally, the film tries to be funny, but when a farting and defecating dinosaur is the comedic highlight, you know your film isn't funny. Slightly more often, we'll get some dialogue in an attempt to fake a plot. But the main reason for this type of movie is obviously the nudity and sex, and here, it fails, too.Sure, there is frequent nudity from the generally unappealing cast, but the sex scenes are, to be very kind, weak. It's bizarre watching a film when the women are all so ready, willing, and experienced at on screen nudity, and then seem so hesitant to even touch each other. It's almost as if the cast was repulsed by one another, the simulated sex was so wholly unbelievable. Observing a breast exam would probably be more erotic than this.So, if you're looking for lame fake sex featuring mediocre-looking women along with pitifully bad writing, acting, and comedy, this film is for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and watch a Surrender Cinema film next time you want soft porn. Admittedly, their plots are awful, too, but at least the women are attractive in their movies.

McQualude Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet is the story of alien anthropologists come to Earth in it's primitive past to study prehistoric lesbian societies. It's soft-core porn so I can live without a plot, that isn't my gripe... it's everything else: the girls aren't attractive (they range from 3-5 on a scale to 10), the fake sex isn't titillating and the costumes look like someone ripped up a jungle print bed sheet.The fake sex is so fake it's laughable. We watch a tedious 5 minutes of a cavegirl licking another cavegirl's breast, another tedious 5 minutes of cavegirl grinding another cavegirl's face into her lower stomach (it's supposed to be oral sex), more tedious minutes watching a cavegirl jabbing a fake bone under a cavegirl's left butt cheek while said girl lays with her legs open (bone dildo sex I guess). And worst of all, even the kissing is fake with the girls occasionally touching tongue tips and maybe bumping lips.Maybe I'm radical here but why bother doing a movie like this with fake sex. Hire some real porn stars and edit the sex content down to where you want it; it might be lame still, but at least it would be real.

jdchristman-1 You can never go wrong with the staff picks here.This movie has it all. I recommend to anyone looking for a great night in.Beauty, brains, and a plot that kicks ass.Misty Mundae as Oook and Lilly Tiger as Una hold together this thrill a minute pile driver of a flick.Watch IT Remember IT Watch it Again IT rocks from start to finishIF you find the plot hard to follow just rewind and start again, if you still can't figure it this movie is not for you.This is not just another Girls gone wild, trip to cancun, this is the real deal